Talented people piss me off

If you’re on mobile it will happen when you just search a question on google, no matter the subreddit

Some nights they called him “double fisto”

I’m surprised there is no carpeted toilet seat cover tbh

Bold and beautiful

Are ducks rapists?

Don’t forget about big truck guy and his pavement princess

Same for crushed, literally 0 ice then just a straight up fucking avalanche

Narwhal just recently released Narwhal2, basically a revamped version of their app with some Apollo features. They are also going to be moving to a subscription service and will have 3 tiers based on api usage

I missed out on the Zelda series when I was little. I am ashamed to say I thought the dude’s name was Zelda for most of my childhood

Starbuck’s little clean progressive image has been totally ruined for me by the way they fight so hard against these unions. I won’t support them in any way

Very insightful Mr. MuhammadJesusGaySex

That’s a good one but I’m still leaning towards just not answering the phone in the first place

Texas being Texas

Truly shocking

DuckDuckGo just sounds so stupid. I refuse to use it

Looks really good

Are we trying to poop more or poop less?

He’s a twitch streamer and YouTuber that talks about internet/YouTube drama, tech news, games, whatever. He has pretty good takes most of the time

I feel like even a pet lizard is too expensive