This is the founding myth we need!
Right?! This already starting to feel like old reddit lmao
In theory, if the submarine didn’t implode, the billionaires would have the same challenge.
I think the conspiracy theories around it are super fascinating.
That was the point of the original shitpost
Dam that shit flew over my head
Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn't feel like a challenge to me
There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where's all your food going people?!
How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?
I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I'd need industrial plumbing.
Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?
Ok level with me what if we all pooped in a submarine?
I'm not a submarinologist or anything, but,I mean, it'd depends on what we ate. If we stick to high fat high fiber foods... I bet we could float it.
"Someone let me out of this submarine Perogi took a shit on the floor and it stinks!"
So we've moved from implosions to explosions.
I know this post
It will go down as a classic
Can you do all your poops for the week in one go on Monday morning? Asking for a friend
"Don't ask why I need this" lol
No, but if you have the cash you could always just hire a surogate.
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This is a pretty good 3-days-without-a-shitpost, but not using the skeleton-in-a-pool for at was a missed opportunity. I fixed it for you:
... YOU CAN IMAGE INSIDE A COMMENT!? Why did I have to learn this on a poop meme!?
@hemko Wait, people have to *plan* to do this? I should see my doctor.
I mean, if you're going to be stuck in a submarine while oxygen is running out, it would be great if you could avoid pooping.
Luckily they didn't have to go through that ordeal.
Death before submarine poop.
The one true shitpost.
Context required
its about this post
I know such a man personally. He didn't poop for two months straight, and then he had five feet of intestine cut out.
This is pure gold, lmao
Are we trying to poop more or poop less?
Yes.
Apparently I missed this lol. Can anyone point to the origin thread?
This is the link for me: original asklemmy thread
enjoy :)
god damnit. What did you guys do
Alright, can I get some context here? I've been pretty busy today...
Does anyone still remember the "No Shitting September" challenge?
I thought they died right away because that thing gave in
Genious 🤣🤣🤣
No Poop Challen seems very unhealthy lol.
Image Transcription: Meme
['Distracted Boyfriend' - A stock photo image of a man walking side by side with a woman in a blue shirt, holding hands, as a different woman in a red shirt walks past. The man appears to be whistling at the woman walking past, showing clear interest in her looks, while the woman he is walking with looks at him with an expression of shock and disgust. The text placed over the woman walking past, the man, and the woman next to the man, respectively, reads as follows.]
3 DAY NO POOP CHALLENGE
FEDIVERSE
BILLIONAIRES IN SUBMARINE
^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^
Good human <3
