Jurassic Park attendee: "We're going to participate in spitting in the face of God, evolution and ethics by recreating, genetically manipulating and trapping giant carnivorous monstrosities without any consequences"
Wouldn't it be more like King Kong? When Monkey Attacks! Imagine a whole fleet of King's Kongs. That would be monkey attack beach, monkey attack cliff, monkey attack pond. When 🐵 monkey's attack you'll see some shit fly.
I think people just watch movies like Aladdin or whatever and think monkeys are cute and harmless. They're wrong. Monkeys are vicious little monsters. Stay the f away from monkeys.
Source: I was sort of lightly attacked by a monkey and I wasn't even at a monkey attack beach