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I think we'd have to figure out at what part of the brain consciousness originates before we could implement teleportation, because you'd (almost) always want to travel exactly 7" from your point of view.

God said to Abraham, "Hey, kill me a son." Abe said, "Man, you must be puttin' me on." God said, "No." Abe said, "What?" God said, "Abe, you can do what you like, but the next time you see me coming, you better run." Abe said, "Alright, where you want this killing done?" "Out on Highway 61."

Generals gathered in their masses...

Hey, I love my northern folks! Plus, it seems like you guys just have better comedy, like I'm surprised we're not watching Letterkenny right now

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog

I'm sure it's someone's kink

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Like, I'm a cis bi man, but I still own at least three skirts and I wish I could find a dress that fit me

!egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone

You could say that it's fully functional

Let's ask him @dessalines@lemmy.ml

Or the un-snap from the Marvel movies.

Replace that album with Less Than Jake's "Anthem" and you're basically me (not that I don't love Rage, I just like ska more)

What if we kissed in front of the bench press? Haha j/k... unless... 👉👈🥺

Pretty sure that's how my receipt printer works, but it's just one color onto specialized paper.

Linux users touching grass challenge (impossible)

Just because it's Lemmy, I'm gonna share my "shitty Ubuntu" story, which is less about Ubuntu being shitty and more about me being a noob.

I had a 2004 MacBook that my grandmother gave me for college when she upgraded. I didn't hate it, but this being my first experience with a laptop, when the bottom 2/3 of the screen started blinking in and out, I thought maybe it was a software problem, so with the help of an SD card and my buddy's old CRT setup I downloaded Ubuntu onto a thumb drive. When I went back to my parents' place I decided that that was the moment to install, because my dad was really into jailbreaking his iPhone at the time, so I thought it'd be cool if we did kinda similar things together. Unfortunately because I couldn't see the bottom of the screen, I had no idea about the progress of the install, got impatient, and just decided to turn the thing off. This had the effect of deleting the partition tables, and it would have been like $200 to get a new hard drive. I would have paid it, but before I could, the guy I had helping me fix the thing moved away and took my lappy with him.

Barbie 2 confirmed?

That'd be a coup, though if any country should incorporate them, it should be Canada because they didn't even have to fight for their independence.

And apart from that, he'll be so kind, and consenting to blow your mind