I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.
149 0 ReplyIt's an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.
55 0 ReplyPoe's law in action
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It's a parody account you guys...
Brilliant satire, but Poe's Law seems to be in full effect.
62 0 Replyphew
1 0 ReplyGlad there is a chance for humanity after all.
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I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info
60 0 ReplyYou'll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.
55 0 ReplyWell, there's your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.
54 0 ReplyI'm imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible
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What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?
If landlords aren't happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.
41 0 ReplyThe Twitter account is a meme account, they don't actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I've seen landlords that do expect such.
36 0 ReplyYeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn't be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!
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i'd happily tip my landlord over the side of a building
36 0 ReplyI’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure
33 0 ReplyThank you Dr. PP
18 0 ReplyI got their tip riiight heeere
17 0 ReplyDick! He's talking about his dick, guys!!
14 0 ReplyWell now you spoiled the surprise!
9 0 ReplyPics for proof?
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If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment
Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit
13 0 ReplyI'll tip you negative $1000
13 0 ReplyThis man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.
10 0 ReplyThat was too clever for my dumbass, someone explain.
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this cannot be a real tweet
6 0 ReplyLMFAO, I think I'll pass.
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