If linux distributions were tools.

First I wanted to contradict and say that I like arch linux because it feels good... So yes: I see your point

Hmm, the Arch one seems to be incorrect. People who wear a buttplug won't randomly announce that they're wearing buttplug.

I feel like Ubuntu should be one of those squeaky hammer toys. Maybe I’m just biased,

That's a weird Debian logo on the Swiss Army Knife

The swiss army knife should not be Ubuntu lol. Ubuntu would be like the dollar store knockoff that falls apart with use.

I use lube btw

I use arch btw

Ubuntu. Multitool. Yeah, funny

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

It should have a tail.

You can use those other distributions as buttplugs, too, but they're not going to be pleasurable or even comfortable.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

My friend who uses Arch...btw. Is good at chess

That would explain the joy I'm feeling when using my PC

Not everyone's thing, but if you're into it, feels really good to use?

Arch is so pleasant to to use...

You got kinda an obsession with arch 😂 BTW im using Windows 11

Everybody hates arch for no good reason, I'm so sick of seeing these ancient /g/ memes. The Linux community should have better things to do than shit on one of the most secure distros. Like, y'all realize backdoors are built into motherboards nowadays right? So sure, we need to be even more zealous, serious and loud if anything, but the infighting? The infighting is fucking childish.

So I just spent the last day reading the Arch wiki on butt plugs. It is now fully configured and ready for use 🥴

This is garbage, preposterous even! Kali is a toy lockpick for script kiddies, parrotOS is where the real deal is. Or you know just install the tools on debian.

I use arch btUwU

Arch should be a megaphone so they can broadcast “I use Arch BTW” to all.

If linux distros were WW2 tanks.

Linux Mint - M4 Sherman
Sturdy, reliable, easy to build and maintain

Ubuntu - T-34
Easy to build, does what you want it to but terribly unreliable and tends to break down after a while

Arch - Tiger

Hard to build and takes too long, works great in design but in practice it just breaks down, over riced causing it to be unstable

Debian - Challenger

The best, usable in any situation, fairly easy to build and mighty reliable.

Linux Lite - M24 Chaffee

Fast, small, easy to build and unusually reliable for a light distro.

CentOS - Char B1

Outdated but still a beast of a distro.

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

Sooo... Arch makes you horny?

Gentoo would be the materials to make your own tool

Yeah, I'd shove Pacman up my ass... wait you were talking about the package manager?

If we want this meme to be accurate, they all have to be dildos with just slightly different sizes and colors

What is NixOS?

In the spirit of bashing Ubuntu, I'd like to propose we stick with the swiss army knife. But it's one of those strange Kickstarter projects where it's entirely controlled by an unnecessary phone app.

Arch being something that requires some research and prep beforehand makes sense through. As well as having fans who will swear that is actually quite enjoyable if you try it.

Now there's an idea. Butt plugs with custom logos. I'm gonna be rich!

I guess Gentoo should be customizable dildonator 9000.

I use Arch, bt…fuck.

With all the Ubuntu bashing. It's the only Linux image I have used for my server. Also used Kali and a bunch of others on an old laptop.

Is Ubuntu server bad or does it just hold your hand too much. I have everything running in docker and manage that from a web gui.

ubuntu - kali
fedora - arch

Is Red Hat that Dunder Mifflin commercial where the person is wandering around a big box store but can't find anyone for service?

Why is arch a buttplug?

NixOS is just a hardware store

Ubuntu and Kali are both just flavors of Debian though. Need RHEL logo on a corporate middle manager desk chair.

I don't get it...

I've been documenting my experience with switching over to linux and how it's gone. Day 1 and 2 posts have been made.

Fedora is terrible from my day 1 experience.

Which one is that on the pick set? I don't recognize the logo...

As an Arch user I feel offended but indeed I own one. So I guess it's true...

Everything about this is wrong

Not accurate at all. As bare minimum, Ubuntu should be dildo as it only gives you a great experience without assembling any sex toys lol.

Real question if I can sneak one in. If I want to buy a machine suitable to run Darktable for photo editing, which Linux distribution would be ideal for that? Other than photo editing, I might watch movies in browser while browsing other sites on a different screen. That's all I really use PC to do these days. Advice? I don't want to accidently use a butt plug.

Edit for additional context if it wasn't immediately apparent: I am a casual who just doesn't like Microsoft. But I don't use anything else that concerns me for a switch to Linux. I just want easy setup and use for my purposes.

I need then butt plug.