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I'm not a smoker, so no cigerette needed.
The bigger motivation is.....how much is this kid being an asshole? Oh, come on. You know the ones. Being a fuckin asshole in public, just a damn 5 year old with parents who shouldn't be parents.
Whenever I see these kids, I give them the middle finger. You never see adults give the middle finger to kids. These kids have never been given the middle finger. They get SO upset! They don't know what to do!
Hey, if their parents won't do anything, fuck it. I'll flip off a kid. Not like I'm corrupting a kid that isn't being raised anyways. All these parents ignoring their kids....if I'd have stole candy as a 5 year old, my mom or dad would have backhanded me! Recent science suggests thats not the best solution, but I'd accept parents doing that as opposed to NOTHING AT ALL!
I should give the parents the finger too, now that I think about it.
When I was a child, when another kid would scream in a public place, my father would always do two voices quietly to the rest of us:
"Somebody smack that kid!" and "I'll do it!"
My father is the reason my sense of humor is absurdist today.
Your dad sounds awesome!
Thanks, he could be pretty funny.
"could be".
:(
hug