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I was really expecting the word "dies" somewhere in there tbh
115 0 ReplyMy brain kept trying to add it in :(
9 0 ReplyThe mini hearth attack you had when starting the first sentence
8 0 ReplyI thought it was until your comment
6 0 ReplySame here. I heard on the radio that he turned 99 today, but I still did a quick panic-reread when I clicked this image.
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He dined peacefully in his home with his family.
45 0 ReplyI hope the next card reader you use has a minor inconvenience the next time you check out and the person behind you isn't actually impatient with you but you think they are anyway.
39 0 ReplyI hope he doesn't Betty White.
10 0 ReplyRough, less than 3 weeks from hitting 100. I actually didn't know it was that close.
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Goddamnit
8 0 ReplyGoddammit Britton this is why nobody likes you.
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