What’s the most common owl in the world?

That’s a Murican-specific breed which you don’t find in the free world.

don't you mean /c/superbowl@lemmy.world

I guess you could have b-owel as well, but I like “teat” since that’s an actual thing.

I’d usually just say “the teat” and let the lucky recipient of the joke build the full punchline themselves.