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  • Years ago, when this policy was first being contemplated, someone at google plugged a number, likely larger than this, into a spreadsheet analyzing the cost/benefit of spying on their customers.

    This is just post-activation operating expense from their perspective.

  • Heaven as a persistent idea in modern society is just a cope that rich people feed poor people through religion. It’s a structure for us to accept our miserable earthly existence in anticipation of future wealth so that the rich can enjoy all of the trappings of heaven on earth.

    It’s just metaphysical trickle down economics.

  • I’m sad there isn’t a heaven for them to be excluded from.

  • Their brown wax seems to be selling well enough. Not sure why they would change it up now.

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  • It explains the symptoms but I’m not sure it changes the diagnosis.

  • They’re like the microplastics of American society.

  • Based on the photo yes. The reality is a bit more nuanced and interesting if you ask me.

  • Insane how quickly the HBO brand went from penthouse to basement.

  • I’ve never even met anyone with my first name alone. I’m essentially positive I am 1 of 1 when it comes to my first and last name together.

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  • You only need look away for the briefest moment and suddenly there is a fresh infestation of new copy pasta. Marvelous.

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  • Hold my beer.

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  • Off what?

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  • Apollo doesn’t show me post authors in my main feed but sometimes you just know a Stamets post.

  • I remain positive that I look very cool.

  • I definitely reached the view that I would donate my own body after reading Stiff, by Mary Roach many years ago. The funeral industry is nuts.

    That said, it’s offputting to make it compulsory. There should be a focus on awareness.

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  • The highly salient point made by the setup of this joke is totally undermined by the implication that we should be scandalized by the specific second job, rather than the fact of needing one.