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  • Divorced dads 🤝 lesbians 🤝 teenage boys

    (Their taste in t-shirts)

    Hell yea

  • Upstate NY
  • 315 represent

  • Search sucks! Yeah, it does, and here's why.
  • What gets me is when I set to sort results by top, 1 month (for example) and it shows posts from 2 years ago

  • RIP Kurt Cobain
  • I was given fentanyl during a medical procedure and can confirm the high fades really fast. During the procedure I was at peace, just laying there without a care or worry in the world and virtually no pain. Within about 15 minutes of the procedure's end I was back to cold, sober agony.

  • Oink
  • she slop my hog til I oink

  • Cats are good
  • Listen, you gotta stop shitting in the kids' sand box. It's unhygienic!

  • Learning Curve - Litterbox Comics
  • Dude it's a silly little comic featuring animal cartoon characters, it does not justify this level of rage.

  • if the usa ended up somehow with a proportional representation system, how do you think would the political landscape look like?
  • I think we'd end up with a fractured smattering of "left" parties, one or two semi-cohesive liberal parties, and one or two semi-cohesive "right" parties. It would probably end up replicating the current system as the liberals would form a coalition, and the rights would form a separate coalition, while the left mostly fights amongst themselves and fails to establish actual power.

  • Spaceballs 2 | Announcement
  • I'm so down for this

  • guess there's some oil...
  • How is that a distraction? I saw this post, knew that I'd seen this photo before, and commented the year it's from. Please go ahead and explain what is objectionable about that.

  • guess there's some oil...
  • This photo is from 2020

  • Bara using Puter
  • Even they have to pay taxes 😭

  • What minor thing annoys you?
  • Blood sugar and pressure are normal for me but I am profoundly unhealthy in many other ways. Genetic lottery fucked me hard.

  • No thanks, I'm not hungry
  • Whoa, this just made me remember the dream I had last night. Pelicans were flocking in my town and eating the squirrels!

  • What minor thing annoys you?
  • When my feet sweat despite being cold.

  • ...📉
  • FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

  • How often do you take him for a walk?
  • A necklace doesn't inhibit movement but okay.

  • Sovcit wants to write the laws down for the bank.
  • What magic spell do I cast on the money man to make him give me free money?

  • How often do you take him for a walk?
  • My parents sucked but I'm grateful they at least didn't leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.

  • Disturbed - Down With The Sickness [2000, IL, Nu Metal]
  • I have mastered it at this point I think. Sometimes me and my wife just do it at each other over and over when we're bored

  • Cool trick I learned to "revive" a dry bread roll and make it almost oven fresh again

    Step 1: Set your oven to 350° F.

    Step 2: Take your bread roll (kaisers are my favorite) and run it under cold water for a few seconds, just enough to coat the outside.

    Step 3: Put the roll in the oven and bake it for 5-7 minutes.

    Step 4: Take out the roll and let it cool for a minute or two and then enjoy! The inside will be soft and fluffy and the outside should be thin and crispy.

    Ever since learning about this I'm never going back.

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