Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.
Imagine breaking up over some silly shit like this lmao
including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK
Okay, yes, it might violate consent, but it's also funny.
And it would be weird fir me to say there are times when i wont hold someone accountable for murder for a sufficiently good bit, but not this.
This sounds like a plot to a Seinfeld episode.
she slop my hog til I oink
Sounds like the correct response is to stop getting him off
This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE
🐷🐷🐷
Animal farm
Deeply upsetting.
They marked nsfw, why didn't you?
Because its safe for work in the sense that you actually need to fully read it. There is no imagery.
Otherwise something like anti ICE stuff would have to be marked NSFW as well because your employer might have a problem with it.
Thats why in practice NSFW only applies to things that instantly would get you in trouble if seen for a only fraction of a second. Meaning images.
Did you read this on a bus and start masturbating uncontrollably?
Nah I read this on a train and started masturbating uncontrollably. It's a shame I was sat at a table seat, oinked all over the people in front.
Probably because it's not needed.
Yeah, that’s fine by me. Only oink oink!
