8 0 ReplyLove it 🌽
2 0 ReplyGlad that u liked it
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Country girl make do
2 0 ReplyI love corn and as a celiac I have to substitute for corn all the time. I just wish it had more protein...
1 0 ReplyI am my father's son, cause he's a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me NOTHING
2 0 ReplyI don't get the "cause he's a phantom" line. His father's ghostly nature is what caused him to become a father? His mysteriousness impregnated a lady?
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15 0 Reply4 0 ReplyGod I wish that were me
3 0 ReplySame. Look how excited he is just to get corn on the cob at a fair with his grandma. I wish I had that kind of passion for anything.
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"GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!"
10 0 ReplyCorn?
12 0 Reply10 0 ReplyMUCH better than the official motto (basically the Gadsden flag but less memorable) and all the other state lies!
5 0 Reply"Don't step on my corn." ?
7 0 ReplyNope.
"Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain" 😴
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It really should be:
Iowa
A place to stay
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I kinda like this version of the midwest though.
2 0 ReplyTow a bitch
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