Corn is a way of life 🌽

Country girl make do

I love corn and as a celiac I have to substitute for corn all the time. I just wish it had more protein...

I am my father's son, cause he's a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me NOTHING

I don't get the "cause he's a phantom" line. His father's ghostly nature is what caused him to become a father? His mysteriousness impregnated a lady?

dril tweet: im not owned! im not owned!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and turn into a corn cob

God I wish that were me
- Same. Look how excited he is just to get corn on the cob at a fair with his grandma. I wish I had that kind of passion for anything.