Oatmeal

Cheez-it

Not a bad name XD

ur mom

MacBook Pro

Cordial

Pretzel

Pringles

Olive with feta

Booger

Pop tart!

Ass

Homemade pork sausages

Omelette

Milkshake

Ga Pao Large Rice

McMuffin... sue me, I'm traveling.

Tofu-shrimp wok

Egg

Cold pizza

Antidepressants

Pickled Brussels Sprout.

dick

Crunch wrap

Bagel

Soup

Chicken Tender

Esquite (i am too lazy to put the accents in right now)

Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

Ritalin.

Covfefe

Trail mix

Cacio e pepe

Torta

Nutritious gummy!

5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

Banana Fritter

Tartine de confiture

Buckwheat flakes

Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

Matki

Bread

Rice Cracker

Muffin

Pot roast.

Hi Adobo 🥰

Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

I would literally die for Capn Crunch.

Cum

Raisin.

I think "Meatloaf" is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.

Lacey's macadamia and milk chocolate toffee cookies

Rib sammich

He’s called 30mgGummy??

Tendies

A bag of dicks

sandwich!

Guinea Pig.

Hamter

Entire family size bag of Doritos.

Piyaya

Cheesy fries

Mini wheats isn't a terrible name for a guinea pig

His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It's important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.

Döner

Look at cute little Ibuprofin!

crackers

Bacon Cheeseburger.

Your mom

You're going to name him 'Guinea Pig'?

Kuiy!!

Chana masala

Crackers

Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.

Piattos

Meat stick.

brazilian french bread with salami

Σκορδοπατατάκια

"Xarelto", or alternatively "cereal with sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, crushed peanuts, raisins, dried cranberries, and Greek yogurt" if medicine doesn't count.

Over night oats, Ono for short.

Ask me again in five minutes so I can say "beans"

Skyr. Nice, Nordic name.

Sandvich

Granola 🥰

Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.

Quesadilla

Jalapeño chicken

Benedict, a dignified surname. Eggs, a silly given name.

Onion (raw)

Kebab

oatmeal

Meatball Sub

Granola and Yogurt. Or Yogurt and Granola

trencito (chocolate)

Ass

Coffee

Charcuterie

Butter croissant actually seems like a decent name for a guinea pig.

If we're including drinking, coffee is a pretty good name, but not for such a light colored guinea pig.

TURKEY SUB

goddamn that's a cute pig tho.

Brekky bagel sandwich!

( homemade: eggy sausage cheese with organic maple syrup & siracha, chive cream cheese, toasted daves plain bagel... fuck yeah)

Very creative way to get lemmy to write a delicious meal plan. Hope Chile Rellanos con Queso is a happy little buddy.

Popcorn

Capacola

Awww, he's such a cute little protein shake.

Cinnamon Bun

Tofu

Hard boiled egg. Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue

JÄÄÄÄGERSCHNITZEL!

Butterscotch Pudding is a big boy!

Kohlrabi!

Arepita!

Left arm of the corpse of Lenin

Cheese puff!

Come meet Dried Pineapple - isn't he cute?

Thai Noodle? Works for me!

Meatball

Peanut butter and weed sandwich

Liver loaf ragout with pasta.
A long name for a heavy guinea pig.

Granny Smith

Pickles

Yogurt

I have a moral objection to naming guinea pigs after food, but...

Cheese Steak

Cornflakes

Gulasch

Chicken salad

Egg Drop Soup.

Egg Drop is a cute name.

Zaxby's, so I guess he's Zaxby or Zach.

Super burrito

Nectarine!

Brussels sprout!

Mole burrito

Chia seeds

Vegetable bhuna

Spaghetti and meatballs. Spaghett or meatball, for short.

Cous cous

Alambre

Tofu

Carrot

Meatball

Power bar

Peaches

Ruffles

Mt dew