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Me, calling my sister:

"Hey."

No response

"HEY!"

No response

"HEY, DICKLIPS!"

"What?"

"You're my present this year"

I don't think I've ever called my brother "bro". I call my friends "bro" all the time.

Luckily, though an only child, I had plenty of friends with siblings and I quickly caught on to that 'sis' or 'bro' was never used in anything except the most facetious fashion.

Japanese translators have entered the chat.

I just use my sibling's first name most of the time.

It's called exposition. How else are lazy writers supposed to explain the relationship?

And then you got warhammer 40k writers

Me and my sister call each other “trash” (sounds better in our language). We constantly make jokes about the other being trash (I.e “I gotta take the trash out” with a subsequent “why do you need to go out?”) etc.

We’re in our 20s

"Sup, bitch."

Weird. I greet mine like Mufasa on the edge of the cliff. "BROTHER!"

I have yet to be thrown to my doom.

My bro used to call me shitpants (in German) and I callt my cousin lovingly "little shitpants" Also been called clevershit a lot by my siblings (which was fair ig.) But when things got tough they had my back.

My family has fully adopted the Buster Bluth, "Hey brother", "hey sister", "hey cousin".

My older brother and I never greeted each other except with nonverbal communication, IE hitting each other.

i have a lot of siblings, and the only time ive ever called any of them "sis" or "bro" is when my older step brother and i make fun of the "step bro" memes

My brother always says "hey little sister" to me though...

Since we're taking a poll in these comments, my go tos for my brother are "Hey Brotato" and "Hey Broseph", while my sister gets called her shortened first name (which she doesn't even go by, and hates, haha). Only time she gets sis is if I'm feeling silly and yell "Oi Sis!!!" with a vague cockney or pirate accent for some reason.

"Oh dearest sister" is for when you want something. "Hey" is the standard greeting.

I call both of my siblings shitass (or poopbutt when their kids are around) because my dudes guess what they do with their asses

My sisters say hey sis to eachother. I’ll ask em if it’s making fun of this or if it’s real next time I see them.

bold of you to assume the conversations i have with my siblings include coherent words of any kind

in Turkish it actually isn't far too uncommon to call your little brother 'son' (oğlum) haha

Weird, I've always called my sister 'sis' and my sister calls me 'bro'

I just say "sister dearest". In every situation.

Hey fuckface! I'll have your oats now.

I have two sisters and I've called them "sis (insert sister name)" since so young that when I was about 4 someone asked my sister's name and I said "sis Karol" as if sis was part of her name lol. Only one note, I said "mana" instead of sis, I translated it to sis here because it is pretty much the same meaning in all ways

Hello friend

Whaddup you sonofabitch?!

I pretty much always answer phone calls from my other (also adult) siblings by saying "Heya sister/brother"

Good to know!