doctortofu @ doctortofu @reddthat.com

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I keep saying that, but you know what else is an "obstacle to investigations"? Door locks. And window blinds. And envelopes that don't let you read the letters inside. And clothes - you can hide a bomb under them!

We should definitely all get ankle bracelets that will constantly transmit our location and record audio/video of everything we do so that we're not an obstacle to any investigations... How else would benevolent agencies like Europol keep us (AND OUR CHILDREN!!!) safe?

Because if there's anything a link aggregator needs, it's MORE reasons for people to not read linked articles! Will they also add AI responses? That way users wouldn't need to bother with reading OR writing!

I've enjoyed the last Tiny Tina one actually, except the atrocious DLC, but hated the dialogue in 3 too.

Hahaha, great point :) HELLO FELLOW HUMAN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUILD AN AUTHENTIC, TRUSTED AND ENGAGED RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING THAT IS TOTALLY NOT A ROBOT? :D

Quotes from the original announcement:

Today, Reddit is the most human place on the internet, and one of the last places on the internet where brands can build authentic, trusted and engaged relationships with customers.

Bwahaha, "most human"? Really? Wow.

A scalable, AI-powered social listening tool designed to unlock strategic value

Barf. Oh boy, "social listening tool" - that's a new one...

These are tools for a new era of community marketing, one where brands can tap into Reddit’s authenticity

Yup, because nothing says "authenticity" like artificially realigned messages interspersed with AI slop ads. Such real, much authentic, wow...

Guess I'm not a REAL Borderlands fan, since I'm still not going to "make it happen" at this price, and even if I do eventually buy it (and that's an if - I'll carefully read multiple reviews and watch a couple of streams before I decide) it's going to be for max half that. Tough shit, eh Randy?

Wouldn't be surprised, since "no" as a full sentence does not exist in tech or online anymore - it's always "yes" or "maybe later/not now/remind me next time" or other crap like that...

In the laaaaaaaaaaand of the freeeeeeee... sing along US friends, you know the words!

"She went to a bar wearing THAT?! That's like really asking for it then, totally her fault, what was she expecting?"

Recently, as little as a simple "thank you" or acknowledging that I exist, am human and have value makes my day. Too bad in the corporate hellscape I work for it's quite rare to get even that...

Ser (in Polish.Pronounced similarly to "sir" in"yes sir")

Et tu, Wikipedia?

My god, why does every damn piece of text suddenly need to be summarized by AI? It's completely insane to me. I want to read articles, not their summaries in 3 bullet points. I want to read books, not cliff notes, I want to read what people write to me in their emails instead of AI slop. Not everything needs to be a fucking summary!

It seriously feels like the whole damn world is going crazy, which means it's probably me... :(

Polygraphs have wires and knobs though, so that makes them scientific, high-tech and modern - otherwise the only way to do their witch hubt would be dunking agents in a pond or stripping them naked and looking for satan's birthmarks...

Amen to that - way too many people forget that interviews are a two way street. You interview me, sure, but at the same time I am also interviewing you to see if the company is a good fit for me. Job seekers are not (or should not be) a bunch of starving orphans begging rich for job owners for scraps. Having a job means providing a service and being compensated for it, not total servitude...

I would have to be MUCH more desperate than I am to ever accept being interviewed by a damn machine... It's even worse than those "record yourself answering these questions" bullshit. Nobody should work for a company that does not even respect them enough to talk to them

I have an awesome business model for a company that gives guided tours of celebrity houses, but I'll never make any money if they just keep locking their doors on me! That's unfair and discriminatory, and I will not be profitable unless I can enter those houses whenever I wish!

This one, and I'm not even joking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-6X4JhMpc

The rhythm and that progression towards the end are just so damn captivating to me. I wish so much it was a full song instead of a silly short riff...

Yet again, republican ghouls working hard to increase the amount of suffering in the world as if they feed on it... Fucking hell, they don't even hide it anymore, they brazenly brag about it now...

The year is 2035. The reimagined re-reboot remake rerelease for the prequel to the sequel of a real-life adaptation for the cartoon based on a book describing a beloved classic film hits cinemas...

Yet another mission accomplished for Trump and his administration then... I genuinely wonder if 100 years will be enough to fix everything they fucked up - probably not.