No one under 35 will understand the joke.
47 0 ReplyI'm under 35! First machine was a win98 XPS T450. 450Mhz!!!
30 0 ReplyI'm under 35 and I was playing Prince of Persia on DOS first (in 93-94). Being born in a second world country has its... benefits(?)
21 0 ReplyGuys? We found the exception!
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Well then, as someone under 35 - can someone please explain?
9 0 ReplyThe window displayed in the screen is the configuration dialog for the "Flying Through Space" screensaver in Windows 95: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RcLJJ5GOXg
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This is amazing!
If you're feeling nostalgic, grab the Win95 screensaver here, and plop it in C:\Windows\System32
https://archive.org/details/ssstars_201812
Works on Win 10 and 11. Still jitters exactly as expected heh.
Linux users have clones available
21 0 ReplyCan't wait til we see the Enterprise's main view screen full of flying toasters.
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"What happened we dropped out of warp, report!"
"Sir, something moved the mouse"
19 0 Reply"Commander, why is the main viewscreen only getting 21 FPS?"
"Sorry captain, I had the starfield set too high while we have a Chrome tab open."
9 0 ReplyIt seems like we are trapped inside some kind of endless labyrinth!
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I hate to be THAT guy, but…. That’s not the helm. That is Ops!
18 0 ReplyDamn it, but thank you for being that guy, lol
I even questioned myself before submitting that title, did a quick google, and figured either that was the helm or both stations up front are collectively referred to as the helm.
The results that misled me...
...now I have to stealthily edit the title.
7 0 ReplyYeah, there are various episodes that establish that different functions can be transferred to different bridge stations over the course of TNG.
I think when Data is piloting the ship from his old seat in PIC S3, that is what is happening, in universe.
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I used to stare at that screensaver for so long as a teenager. And I wasn't stoned.
13 0 ReplySlow to fast, but what about Ramming Speed™?
9 0 Reply8 0 ReplyData would totally use a bash shell.
8 0 ReplyInterestingly, bash shell was released 2 years after TNG came out.
11 0 ReplyJust FYI: saying "bash shell" is like saying "ATM machine"
6 0 Replyfish, because he's not basic.
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And then the panel goes full BSoD while the view screen claims it needs to update drivers
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Well, this certainly explains Starfleet's legendary opsec.
5 0 ReplyAt least there aren't any flying toasters.
4 0 ReplyWrong franchise ;-)
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Warp the fuck out LMFAO!!!
This is one of the best!
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