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Melllvar @ charonn0 @startrek.website
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This is real

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  • Yeah, I worked in a few affordable housing sites and the OP looks like something the on-site social workers cooked up.

    • Oh, and a brand new filthy point [Genius at Work]

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  • Chalmers and Skinner laugh at the suggestion of using the school's oil money to give full college scholarships to all students.

    • F7U12

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  • It's actually the Stargate characters edited into a Star Trek meme.

    • human ear

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  • The birds didn't think so.

    • run

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  • You have to use your imagination

    • run

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    • Have restaurants like Taco Bell gotten crazy expensive for what you get or am I crazy?

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  • A&W

    • Marge, I'm going to need 10,000 veggie points [Medium]

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  • Mrs. Krabappel's name is "Enda"?

    • One that's made entirely out of points [Medium]

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  • No I'm isn't!

    • One that's made entirely out of points [Medium]

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  • I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I sure do like your pixie drink!

    • Charlie Kirk shot and killed while speaking at Utah college

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  • I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with satisfaction.

    • The power of Star Trek

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  • Left-to-right, top-to-bottom:

    1. From the TNG episode "Darmok", where Captain Picard has to learn how to communicate with an alien through shared danger.
    2. From DS9, the decades-long Bajoran resistance to the brutal Cardassian occupation.
    3. From the Voyager episode "Message in a Bottle", where the holographic doctor has to go outside his comfort zone in order to recapture a federation starship from the Romulans.
    4. From TNG, the friendship between human Geordi and the android Data.
    5. From DS9, the friendship and subsequent romance between Odo and Kira
    6. From Voyager, Janeway's insistence that Borg drones are still people.

    • "make out" has an awful lot of meanings for two words that seemingly don't make any sense together

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  • "Make out" makes out so many things.

    • What is your favourite video game quote?

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  • "Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"

    • The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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  • Beat me to it. Also, please remove me from this mailing list.

    • What is the oldest electronic you own?

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  • A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It's a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.

    • Statewide 911 outage reported in Pennsylvania

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  • That's terrible

    • "Source code file"

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  • Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

    • Propaganda works

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  • Carthago delenda est!

    • Grandma is on her own

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