Lies

The quote is translated and may be apothrical, but the comparison still stands:

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~~apothrical~~ apocryphal

Or... was that on purpose? Am I not getting the joke?
- Nah, I fucked up the spelling. I was going for "something that's commonly believed to be true, but isn't."
  
  Apothecaries everywhere breathe a sigh of relief!
A lie can travel around the world twice before the truth has a chance to put its shoes on and walk out the door.
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