Did she just learn a new word? Everything today is “unreal”
She’s back to using her child’s POV for content as she shops. This time, it’s apparently L’s reaction to Halloween decor.. but she makes sure to include this compliment of Sarah’s hair!
Every time she records herself trying a food or drink, she says “it’s SO good” within a second of putting it in her mouth.. no time to actually taste and form an opinion. Everything about her is fake, even her reactions to food 🤣
No mention of the kids, and up at 4 am to do a full face of makeup including fake freckles 🫠
Because she doesn’t actually have her own style identity, or personal style worth investing in - she chases the dopamine hit of people telling her she looks cool or trendy. With the buying habits we see, they could be in serious financial trouble if she bought designer instead of Amazon 🤣 and she couldn’t add her ever present but barely legible affiliate to designer links.. this grifter lives grift first
She’s also continuously taking opportunities from less fortunate families who can only afford these items second hand. I’m all for thrifting, but she is currently a wealthy woman who can afford to purchase these items new if she really needs them. But we know she doesn’t, she just wants to brag about her purchases and seem relatable 🙄
Today’s riveting content - watching her write a sentence only to show it off backwards, confess again how she has no creativity since she stole her own signature from someone else, all while speaking with the WILDEST vocal fry.
The only part of the story she actually remembers is her part - that she thought it was a great idea. She’s the most self absorbed human.
Confused why a collab with a straight mother of 4 who does absolutely zero advocacy work would be “PERFECT for the girls/gays/theys” 🙃
I hate that I know this.. but based off yesterday’s stories, she’s teasing a collab release with Quickies later today. That’s why her hands were extra animated around her face during this boring story🤣
This is the “snatched jawline” we’re supposed to believe people tell her they’re jealous of? This is her Mom’s jawline - and there’s nothing wrong with it! She needs to stop filtering it into oblivion 🙄
if there are any Housewives fans here.. it's giving She by Sheree. When is it going live? “Probably More September…Or Uh, That Is, Spring, Summer.”
or the confidence or planning skills to have found and booked a reservation for herself at a fun NYC restaurant. I totally understand travelling can be exhausting and dinner in your room is necessary sometimes.. but since she posts her every thought to her stories, we know they had a low key day at home, she was through airport security with no issues and no flight delays. She tells on herself all the time 😂
I can’t imagine ending my birthday, a day my mom has posted about for DAYS, seeing a selfie my mom posted on the internet in her underwear. She’s so self centred and weird.
I thought she “didn’t know how to wear a hat”? She really can’t keep her lies straight.