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  • and they’re absolutely terrified of making any changes that might mildly inconvenience enterprise customers

    Correction, they don't think about such changes at all. There are no other concerns than those of big-paying customers, and even then you need a bunch of big enterprise customers request something for the thing to even end up being considered for the backlog.

  • This is a unique situation because absolutely everyone involved deserves to go bankrupt and disappear into the darkness.

    You have a closed-source OS that causes a vast swath of our infrastructure vulnerable to MSFT's whims and incompetence, and built on top a closed-source AV market that allows the infra to be extremely vulnerable in a second, unrelated way, plus the cross-product of them both since AV gets so tightly integrated to the kernel.

    Until we can force MSFT to open-source Windows with a small military invasion of Redmond or some shit, maybe at least this will make people think twice before they install "anti"malware from an equally untransparent corpo straight into mission-critical infrastructure like a horny teenager putting his raw dog into a coconut.

  • the main downside (if you consider it such) is that it would instantly obliterate the commercial malware blocker industry.

    Don't threaten me with a good time

  • lulz, ofc, all the extremists study at Harvard or some shit?

  • If more than one system devs launch into a Lovecraftian stream of epithets about how incomprehensiblly horrific it is when you ask them about their work then there just may be some truth in it.

  • Absolutely stellar writing, except for this one weird bit

    Database people are systems people. Modern databases have their own memory management, thread scheduler, and a fucking compiler inside. A promising research direction is to just bundle the database with your own bloody kernel that you handwrote with a box of scraps to make the entire thing less cursed and not have to wrestle with Linux.

    You know, just in case you were looking for people to include in your postapo gang, database experts will also murder whatever you want with bare hands.

  • But Ready Player One had thiiis!

    Come on bro, let's build the Torment Nexus alreadyy

  • The trouble with the biodiesel solution is that no one would want to live in a city whose public transportation was fueled, even just partly, by the distilled remains of its late underclass.

    The trouble? That's the trouble? Not the genocide, the optics of genocide?

    You see, the trouble with Nazi Germany is that they didn't have a big enough PR budget.

  • terrible person like Aleister Crowley

    Wait, why is Crowley terrible? Wasn't he basically an overly enthusiastic cosplayer that did all the drugs and all the sex? So basically an occult hippy? Am I just unaware of him abusing people or some other dark shit?

  • how to fix homelessness, build a community for them on a large scale, either state or national, where property is cheap and low skill jobs are abundant

    Okay, I mean, there's no indication as to how you'd achieve this, but yes, community help and cheap rent are absolutely a good ideal to aim at...

    Then you build a prison there.

    Aaaand you're a cartoon villain. What the absolute fuck.

  • I can't get over how absolutely awful everything and everyone involved is here.

    The terrible Windows kernel, the awful MSFT practices, the horrible engineering decisions, and the propretiary AntiVirus market that shouldn't exist as it is an afront to everything good and beautiful in this world. People who shouldn't be trusted with a soft cushion out of concern that they'd wreck havoc, but vested with so much real power they can bring down airports, hospitals, half of the global infrastructure to a screeching halt.

    We should be suing Bill Gates' parents for damages their frivolous decision to bear children caused.

  • How about honeypotting? What's the chance the crawlers are written smart enough to avoid a neverending HTTP stream?

    So this is an idea from SSH: you make a server that listens at port 22 and responds to any connections with a valid, but extremely long message slowly fed to the source byte by byte. Automated bots that look for open SSH ports or vulns get trapped there, and they have to keep consuming resources to service the connection.

    Also what happens if you try to feed it an infinite HTML file very quickly? Like just spam the stream with <div><div><div>...?

  • 2012? So where's the reporting of their success? 12 years is enough to literally finish med school and get a license, surely they achieved way more in that time with their massive rat dongs brains.

  • Don't bother me with facts, I'm trying to think!

  • Make it even funnier, AGI launches and then gets taken down because the only maintainer of xzutils left and now every time the AGI tries to run ./killallhumans it segfaults to death.

  • Also, and this shouldn't be left unsaid, we're talking about the Windows kernel here. A place with C++ code so cursed it is legendarily unhealthy to work in, as the cosmic horrors contained within slowly eat away at your sanity and warp the perception of time and space. Seeing that code for a few hours is enough to make a grown man cry. Seeing that code for a few weeks is enough to make you never cry again, as the terrible truth worms its way into your mind.

    "DEI hire", hah! The creature makes no distinction for race or gender as it fattens itself upon your failure! Even a glimpse at the edge of its abyss is enough to trigger a cycle of revelation - all modern software lies upon a rotting pile of ancient mistakes.

  • Joel's no longer associated with SO, though, right? He's not even a chairman at this point.

  • The fall from grace of StackOverflow is something both mesmerising and horrifying.

    An invaluable repository of programming knowledge ground into dust as the last tokens of good will are cashed in for stinky money. It was a unique place, where self-moderation by the community actually worked to a large extent.

    How the fuck did we get here? First the AI debacle, now this. Joel Spolsky always appeared as a reasonable guy, I wonder how much him stepping down is intertwined with SO making some of the worst possible calls in the past few years.

  • So you run a normal query but then run the results through an enshittifier to make sure nothing useful is actually returned to the user.