For real though

Now I've got goosebumps from imagining the sound / feeling of a dry marker on photo paper

I mean you still have to get home first, then probably cook and eat something, shower, etc.
All of that takes time as well

Der Bahnhof ist auch einfach jedes Mal eine Zumutung

some German institutions

most

Kann man einen Link zu dem Hartbass-Gejodel haben?

It looks like the :o face

The bear is sad, because it isn't scary

Also what about different spellings?
Muhammad, Mohammed, etc.

Also soweit ich das bei mir in der Umgebung gesehen habe, bleiben AfD-Plakate nicht lange hängen

Green for biology, blue for maths or physics and orange for chemistry

The problem wasn't potential reactor failure but the non-existant space for nuclear waste

If you're allergic to shellfish, there's a high chance that you're also allergic to insects

Almost

Probably the N64 or World of Warcraft

I was briefly confused what the European Space Agency had to do with video games

Isn't there a way to disable automatic updates?

Rauchen in Anwesenheit Minderjähriger

Das scheint die Union aber zu unterstützen

https://www.zeit.de/gesellschaft/2023-07/karl-lauterbach-rauchverbot-auto-kritik-fdp-union

Unlike Optimus Prime

From air to your plate: tech startups making food from atmospheric CO₂