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  • 🦀🦀🦀SATAN👹⚔️ has his HANDS 👐🤲 FULL 💪💪 now that a NEW 🪩 RESIDENT 🔥🏡🔥🏠🔥🏘️🔥 has arrived in 🔥⚫HELL'S DEEPEST PIT🕳️ ♨️🔻cause 🎉🎉💀DICK CHENEY☠️ the LEGEND🦅🪖 HIMSELF 👑🏆🎖️has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! time to 🍾🍸🥂 CELEBRATE👯💃🕺 this proPIGandist🐽🐽 WARHAWK🦅🪖🇺🇸🎖️ by remembering his 🏆🏅🎖️GREATEST HITS🎖️🏅🏆: BOMBINGS ✈️🤯💣, GENOCIDE 🙅👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS🔥🪖💥, SHOOTING🔫his friend🦆 in the 🚨⚠️ FUCKING FACE🫥🦆🔫🤯, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🪖🧨💦🏴‍☠️!! 🚨⚠️📟 but DID U KNOW 🧠❓😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life 😇to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 CIVILIANS💦💂💦, STARVING🥣👶CHILDREN🧒🚼, DESTROYING ⛓️‍💥⛏️🪖🦅 COUNTRIES🌍🗺️🌐🛢️, DISMANTLING🧑‍🔧🧑‍⚖️🗽🔧 your RIGHTS📜👮⚖️, and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑acts and ppl 🤳☎️ called📟📞 him a HERO🤔🤷😡👎‼️🫨⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so 🥵 BEND OVER💦 like a 🦅🇺🇸PATRIOT 🇺🇸🦅, SPREAD 🤸↔️UR LEGS 👯💃💃 like ur the FREEDOM 🦅🦅🗽🗽of infremovedmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their 🥵🌡️TRICKY DICK 👁️👅👁️. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a 💦🥵🔥 WEAPON🍆🥒 OF ASS🍑🍑🍑 DESTRUCTION ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS👖, get 🔟 back and u’ll get 👮🧑‍⚖️realpoliDICKED 👄🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN 😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️🌃🍆💣💥

  • Pixel phones are so damn cheap on eBay. There's no reason to buy directly from google.

  • Or use graphene os without google play services. No google play, no restrictions.

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  • Stupid long horse

  • Nice try but that's an alien pretending to be a cat

  • Iron

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  • 9 looks like a vape. Not seeing 8 either

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  • He plays Boba fett, jango fett, and the clones from the star wars prequels and series.

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  • Yes but you can respond to the person being down voted, not a reply to that person. And for the record I didn't downvote them

  • Then why reply to me? ¯(ツ)

  • Get a load of the guy who thinks saying get a load of the guy is hate

  • Get a load of the guy who has never heard of siestas

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