Miles O'Brien @ SARGE @startrek.website

Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I've spent my ent

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Must..... Resist..... Urge.... To pre-order.....

YOU'RE STEALING OUR TRASH! REEEEEEEEE!

If you clip a healthy plant without asking the owner first, you're a dick. But if I see you do it at a store, no I didn't. Cause the store made $2,550,000 while I was typing this.

You have two hands, you can fire twice.

Assuming you practice how to reload one-armed....

Any time my father brings up stuff like this, I remind him that he and his brothers drove their car onto a frozen lake and almost broke through the ice, and more than once they bought tennis balls, soaked them in gasoline, and threw them at each other with welding gloves.

I know for a fact that he and his brothers did tons of dumb shit, and I won't let him forget it even if he finds it convenient when comparing generations.

My 30 year old grandma car can make it to 40 before I clear the entire intersection most of the time.

10mph is less than the indoor go-kart track barriers near me are rated for.

Security theater at its finest.

5 is alive.

NO DISASSEMBLE!

Honestly, anyone who paid mild attention in chemistry class can figure out some of the easier explosives.

I vaguely remember seeing this exact joke in my geometry book in gradeschool. Probably different illustrator, but still.

Damn, I feel old now.

Currently stuck in Ohio

Wife and I would love to leave just to get away from family, the last year has only solidified our desire even more.

From ohio

Agreed, fuck Ohio

Every single company pouring money into the incinerator is positive they'll be the one to crack actually useful AI or even actual GAI.

Then the mod should have posted the comment as it's own comment and pinned it to the top.

In fairness, my dogs are considered "property" and I value both of them far more than the human who put this on their vehicle.

I once got yelled at by a cop for walking across a nearly empty road in columbus Ohio.

The closest crosswalk was basically 1/4mile in either direction, because the building I was trying to enter is so large.

I was walking with a cane at the time. And no cars were anywhere close so a snail could have made it across with time to spare. It took some people close by stepping in and arguing for me before the Douchebag dropped it.

Im sure if I had looked my usual level of disheveled or had any other shade of skin I wouldn't be so "lucky"

I didn't know shit could clump that high without supports...

You know, I was about to jump on this deal but then I noticed the shipping costs

Bruh I'm not paying for shipping, no deal.

Oh look, it's that time of the decade again.

More half life 3 rumors.

Wake me when Gabe holds a copy in his hand to announce it to the world, to be released immediately.

I'm still wondering why they didn't just shut everything down on day 1.

If my "friend" Greg had a deal with Bill and wanted to run a garden hose across my yard, and bill starts shooting at my house one day and smashing down my fence and shed, Greg will either be okay with my cutting the garden hose or Greg is not a friend.

And if Greg keeps buying stuff from Bill, Greg is a piece of shit partially responsible for the bullets hitting my house and smashed fence.

Party fog usually happens in a small area around a gathering of stoners.

Hey, if the gathering is large enough, maybe someday it could be party fog!

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Repeat at next joint.