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  • Source: trust me bro

  • Don't worry, someone will be along to claim it's always been a CIA front.

  • Well... Never.

    Mostly because I've never had a boyfriend, but now I'm upset about it!

  • It's the balcony bailout party overlooking the occupy Wallstreet tents, just slightly better at hiding the contempt.

  • I learned to sew in middle school.

    When I enlisted in the navy, I was handed a sewing kit and told I better learn how to use it because uniform repairs were my responsibility.

    Still I hear grown men mocking any male why knows or wants to learn a basic skill.

  • Companies sure so have a lot of "glitches" and "technical difficulties" when they're introducing controversial features that forces it on a group of people, only to be nearly immediately removed with all kinds of excuses..... And then the feature is forced for everyone within a few months.

    Almost like it's NOT unintentional, they're NOT experiencing technical difficulties, and they're actually just testing the waters before diving in, with neatly 0 intent to pull back unless the consumers put upenoigh of a fuss the company execs get scared.

  • I've never seen this specific photo, but it absolutely was popular ~2010.

    Tubas and trombones were popular choices among band students

  • I am definitely concerned, I didn't interact with them directly often but I liked seeing the positive updates about their family's move.

    Hopefully everyone is doing well and just have more important, happy things keeping them occupied.

  • Moving countries to provide a better life for your progeny will do that.

  • RIP

    Jump
  • He's in Super Hell.

    You gotta be responsible for some pretty reprehensible shit to go there.

    You and I can't get there without some extreme moral compromises.

  • Genuinely.... It wasn't before???

  • You can check out any time you want.

    But you can never leave.

  • Go punt kick the first fish back into the ocean as it tries to waddle it's fat ass out of the water.

    I know that's not how evolution works but I can dream... Life would likely be vastly different given such a long period of time with something like that changing either way.

  • /j then you don't love your mother enough to learn coding and make a mom-proof distro.

    /uj oh my god I have ptsd from the one time my parents tried to switch to apple products. It lasted less than a week. Please don't let them decide to switch to Linux and ask me things.

  • Companies make absolute fucking bank over "small insignificant" things like this.

    Yes it's only 50¢ but how many people every day think to themselves "oh it's just 50 cents"

    Then add that up over the whole year, for every location.

    It quickly becomes much more than the "insignificant" 50¢.

    And they know you are more likely to pay it and keep quiet than argue or simply not buy the item.

    Sure it's "just 50 cents" for you, but for the company, by the end of the day it's more than most make in a year.

    Note: actual dollar amounts company-wide for garlic cups is not something I happen to know, but based on how much I've seen them slinging cups into the boxes while I wait for my pizza, it's gotta be a lot.

  • The taxes from it go to schools.

    Dozens of people have gotten a chuckle out of this over the years. dozens!

  • "I'm gonna make a sunny-side-up egg for my toast today"

    cracks egg, yolk shatters into 10,000 pieces when it hits the pan

    "I'm making scrambled eggs today."

    Skill issue, tbh

  • I was actually asked to leave my parents church because I was loudly arguing with the guy running a gift shop that if I were to follow Jesus, I should be flipping these tables, chasing them with whips, and damming them for turning gods house into a place of business occupied by thieves.

    I guess they DON'T like considering what Jesus would do.

  • It's the equivalent of me holding up a brick while crossing the road.

    I don't want to throw it at someone's windshield. I'd rather not deal with that headache.

    But if you zoom on through, I can't guarantee I'll maintain my grip on it, and it's going through your windshield.

    Slow down and we will never have to find out what that brick looks like soaring through the air.

    Also daily reminder that Armed Minorities are harder to oppress.