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  • YOU SLEEP ON A FARM NAZEEM

    YOU HAVE NOTHING IN THE CLOUD DISTRICT

    Bitch ass posers thinking they're better than us just because they walk around the fancy area of town sometimes...

    Also your whole city is 30 people.

    You ain't fancy, bitch.

  • Manager better be locking his door, replacing windows with walls, and getting armed security that goes with the everywhere.

    If my manager pulled this shit, the manager would no longer have a home or vehicle by the following morning. Whether they get caught inside the house doesn't matter.

    Anyone who destroys someone's life over obvious insecurities "an argument" deserves to have their own life destroyed.

  • "Well the guy is pouring gasoline everywhere and kept playing with his zippo lighter screaming about how he's burning my house down, I have to go talk to him if I want to push back on his plan"

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  • You don't KNOW you're being poisoned by CO but as I said, it confuses them into thinking they're fine. In their confusion, they can still do things and potentially even figure out a way out.

  • You can get a pretty good idea of someone's size by their head and neck. Larger and taller people have bigger necks, and fatter people have.. Well, more fat.

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  • Nitrogen would be better. CO and CO2 both affect the human body in negative ways that tells the person "hey somethings wrong" or confuses them enough into thinking they're fine.

    The human body has no way of knowing if it takes in nitrogen though, so you can be perfectly fine conscious and happy one second, the air changes to nitrogen and suddenly you're on the floor unconscious. If nobody collects you in time, well your brain can't live without oxygen.

  • Cavemen? Maybe 20,000 years ago.

    10,000 years ago we were planting crops and forming cities. They weren't built to last the ages like Rome, but dirt cities are still cities.

    Besides, Ubumfejn-Hooga-booga is the FALSE GOD. The REAL God is Ubumfejn-Booga-Hooga. But nobody has worshipped her since 12,527 B.C.E. after a high-priest got drunk on fermented fruit and accidentally swapped the name while reciting The Old Ways, and who's gonna correct the high-Priest?

  • My wife calls them "tiny penis trucks". If there's a bunch all together, it's a "tiny penis parade"

    I like the gender affirming vehicle though. Not too many women desperate to drive a truck that never touches dirt or cargo.

  • Well, I'm glad you guys can interpret what I meant!

    Yes I meant "espouses" but my autocorrect dropped the first "E" and I didn't proofread well enough.

  • "Here's the thing.... "

    Neat photo. That bird is also judging you hard.

  • Is it bad that the only reason I thought the story was fake was "there's no way that sized person cut off someone's head completely, maybe after a dozen chops and some pulling but that article is definitely exaggerating"

    You know, rather than "Holy shit that's insane nobody would do that"

  • I fully believe the single most important thing to any conservative male that espouses their NEED for a pickup over taking the train and walking two blocks is that they can't purposefully run over people on a train/metro and look big and intimidating.

  • The big one of endgame is Tony Stark commits the single worst crime in the history of the universe by "un-snapping" the half of the universe that was snapped by Thanos 5 years after they disappeared. No accounting for all the people who are dead in the meantime, no accounting for all the awkward conversations of "oh for me I just blinked and now you have two kids and a new wife" or "who are you people and why are you in my house where am I supposed to live now" all because he lacks the imagination to make the universe go back 5 years while keeping Pepper and his daughter the same.

    Oh and ::: spoiler spoiler he dies in the process too ::: . That's probably more important to most people.

  • That's how I felt about infinity war and endgame.

    I decided not to watch after finding out it was a 2 parter, then after endgame came out I still hadn't watched it after a good year and a half.

    Then someone spoiled the ending out of nowhere in a post and I decided I'd finally watch it.

    I'm impressed you've gone this long.

  • Found this out completely by accident once after my sister and I played some Mario.

    I had the 2nd controller still plugged in, and while shooting the ducks I stepped on the controller and the ducks moved differently.

    From the on, every time someone wanted to play duck hunt I would grab a second controller and make it harder for them.

    Bonus knowledge: the original game works by a light-sensitive sensor in the blaster tip, and when you pull the trigger, the screen goes black and a white square appears whee the ducks were, in a specific order. If the game controller detects the light square, it counts as a "hit" on whatever duck was in frame. You can cheat by pointing the blaster at a white light and pulling the trigger. It will just go through them one by one as you squeeze, thinking the light is the duck square.

  • And I’ve heard all the platitudes.

    I like to make people uncomfortable when they start going on about how my wife and I should have kids. She had a TL and I had a vasectomy. I usually start off with "kids are off the table for us."

    We SHOULDN'T have kids because genetics on both our families are shit.

    We WON'T have kids because they're awful to deal with 90% of the time, and neither of us feel that the world will be a livable place in their lifetime so it would be cruel to have children anyway.

    We CAN'T have kids because the medical procedures.

    If someone gets pushy about it, I act emotional, burst out that after so many miscarriages we have given up on children and the person should learn to take a hint.

    So far nobody has had anything else to say after that.

  • Non-uniformed chucklefucks claiming to be law enforcement while acting like gang members and thugs, getting ready to break into a house?

    Sounds like a good time for armed resistance to arrest the clearly illegal kidnapping or robbery. If they are armed and make any move toward weapons, there is only one response. Defend your life, and defend the victims, with all the force necessary to do so.

    I actually think ICE WANTS this to happen so they can justify being even harsher or just straight up executing people in the street. It's not like law enforcement hasn't executed someone in front of dozens of witnesses while being recorded...

  • Armed minorities are harder to oppress.

    organized armed minorities make politicians afraid.

    Honestly the biggest problem with being left and armed, is finding other people with similar views to organize with. Specifically because we don't advertise and make it half of our entire personality (usually).