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  • Have you been to the upper peninsula? It's lame.

    (it's not, I would like to live there and I'm even from ohio)

  • Typical Michigan history erasing.

    Michigan started it.

    I'm telling mom!

  • That seems more like "these kids don't know basic things and/ or their names" rather than "these kids don't know colloquialisms from previous decades"

    Paper is still everywhere and staples are everywhere. How do they not know what a stapler is?

  • I genuinely wonder if all the people I've had tell me Obama and Biden are going to ban all guns/they're coming for our guns are going to have a moment of self reflection when the fascists in power come for their guns.

    Or is it going to be a "only white people with no unnatural hair coloring and presenting as their birth cirtificate sex are allowed to have guns"

  • If you're brown and nearby when some white folk get into it, you have a very high chance of "fitting a description" and either being arrested anyway or shot "while reaching for a gun" when you put your hands in the air.

  • Read the story and be pissed by how any news outlet phrases it in any way other than "this man was murdered in a pre-meditated manner after prolonged harassment from psychotic neighbors who previously murdered their dog"

    Rorschach was right about one thing, people like this shouldn't get to go to jail. Rabid Animals get put down.

  • What do you fucking do about a community like that

    I'm not allowed to tell you directly on .world, but turnabout is fair play.

  • "you are so beautiful...."

    incredulous stare

    "to me..."

    monstrous roar from the other side of the mall

    Well I know what I'm watching tonight.... No joke my sister and I used to watch that multiple times a week as teens

  • "can we get you anything?"

    "ice cream..."

    "okay, what flavor?"

    "it doesn't matter... It's for my ass"

  • I don't see why the US should be informed?

    There shouldn't be any US equipment in the area, why bother including anyone who doesn't need to know?

  • Oh look, the problem continues to be capitalism doing what capitalism does.

    I am shocked.

    Shocked, I tell you.

  • I mean.... Same thing.

    Granted one of them has government backing...

  • Joke's on you I'm going to send this to my wife knowing fully well that she's going to want garlic bread.

    Homemade Alfredo, here we come!

  • well...

    Jump
  • Poor genie didn't realize you were hitting on them and just wanted to ride their massive cock.

  • I've summoned a demon, AND been to MULTIPLE hells.

    LPT: don't summon a demon if you aren't certain you can control it.

  • Imagine if you had one of the greatest piano players in history offering to play you something, and you ask him to play the opening bars of "Heart and Soul", three times in a row.

    Yes, they could do it, and do it perfectly.... But why would they want to do that when Claire De Lune or Für Elise exist. And yes, those are still fairly basic in the grand scheme of things but heart and soul is boring AF.

  • Make no mistake, there are plenty of people in positions of power, who could all make sure this doesn't happen.

    They aren't. Mostly because they want it to happen (also to own the libs) , or because they don't seem to realize we are in fascism times and think "surely there is a good reason for this"

    They are giving it to him.

  • I never thought I'd see the day when a draft dodging felon was given a military parade for his birthday.

    For the record, fuck the draft. If they ever call it up again, I encourage everyone to metaphorically burn their cards en masse, and present a middle finger to the federal government.

    But you don't get to use daddy's money and connections to be allowed to stay when others have to make an actual choice to make a stand, and you sure as FUCK shouldn't get to have a military parade after doing so.

    If the 9,000 military personnel had any sense of duty to the oath they all took, then they would refuse to go, or honestly even do the funniest thing on planet earth.

    Cheeto said it himself, "he who saves his country commits no crime"

  • If you honestly can't see how a non-white, non-hetero, or trans person merely existing isn't causing good God-fearing republican direct, concentrated harm, then I don't even know what to say. How dare they try and enjoy life while within the sphere of influence of their betters?!?!?!?! //!? /&?

    Next you're going to suggest the poors are actual people.

    /s, in case anyone needs it.