I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it's from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto
wizardcurse
I failed at forcing myself to Eat Ramen. I
hate it, but because Naruto likes it, I have to
eat it and like it. But it isn't working.
-Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.
wizardcurse
I'm depressed right now. So depressed that I've decided to name the corners of my room. Where I am sitting now is called Sasuke, My bookshelf corner is called Naruto.
-Saturday 05th November, 2011
Saw a picture of Naruto hugging a NAKED
girl, YUCK!
(Image of a blank text field with the label 'Social Security Number.' Underneath the text field is Google's password autofill with the text 'Use Strong Password': '158357341'.)
about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN
anarchywoofwoof
(Image of Microsoft's Clippy saying, "It looks like you're trying to commit financial crimes. Would you like some help?" with the options 'Yes' and 'No'.)
"if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel
something" is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles
video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying "it's
seahorse time" on a denim jacket
starseekrr
(Gif from the aforementioned Jenna Marbles video with her wearing the jacket.)
greenycrimson
Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high
places? The gutter looks at the stars too
Any plans for improving SEO? One of Reddit’s biggest strengths was being able to get very relevant results with a simple internet search. In time can you see something similar for Lemmy, even with its decentralized nature? I really you for doing this, thank you for your time!
(Image of an edited xkcd webcomic; the comic features two stick figures talking back and fourth):
(Stickfigure #1)
Creepypasta history IS SECOND
NATURE TO US web horror fans SO
IT'S EASY TO FORGET THAT THE
AVERAGE PERSON PROBABLY ONLY
KNOWS the ben drowned arg
AND ONE OR TWO slender series
(Stickfigure #2)
AND smile.dog OF COURSE.
(Stickfigure #1)
OF COURSE.
^ me shocked that normal people don't know ben drowned lore
rileyrose31
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that Ben drowned.
withswords
you cannot begin to imagine what happened to ben
icaruspendragon
i went to find out what happened to ben
(Screenshot from creepypasta.com of the Ben drowned creepypasta, at the bottom of the picture is an advert):
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Am I Gay? Take this gay test to determine if you are gay, straight,
or bisexual
but have been given the opportunity
(Same screenshot but cropped to emphasize the "Am I Gay Test" advert)
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