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Nuisance callers

(title added for lemmy by community mod)

Image description: Top: Four smoking pipes are making a conference call. They ask "Hellos, is Danny Bay there?" Bottom: Someone answers the phone and responds "Could I ask who's calling?"

--- (Originally published earlier today on aus.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Nothing compares 2 U

(title added for lemmy by community mod

Image description: Text reads: I really miss Prince so l drew a mustache on Rihanna. Below is a photo of an issue of Glamour Magazine with Rhianna’s face on the cover. Someone has penned a fine moustache on her.

--- (Originally published on aus.social: 2024-04-13) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Happy Pi Day!

Image description: Top view of a pie on a wooden table. A slice has been cut and removed. Some almond are scattered around and a glass of milk sits on the table too. Overlaid text reads: A pie is just a pie-chart of how much pie is left. Happy Pi Day!

--- (Originally published earlier today on aus.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Chris Hard-Place

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Image description: Chris Rock, holding up a fist: CHRIS ROCK Chris Rock holding out his hand: CHRIS PAPER Chris Rock holding fingers in V shape: CHRIS SCISSORS

--- (Originally published on aus.social: 2024-03-11) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Chris Hard-Place
  • Image description: Ray Charles in greyscale: RAY

    Ray Charles in monochrome blue: BLU RAY

  • Chris Hard-Place
  • Image description: Neil Patrick Harris knees with a child: NEIL PATRICK HARRIS

    Neil Patrick Harris standing on a stage: STAND PATRICK HARRIS

  • Chris Hard-Place
  • Image description: An old photo of Neil Young: NEIL YOUNG

    A photo of Neil Young: NEIL OLD

  • Chris Hard-Place
  • Image description: Keanu walks away waving: Keanu Reeves

    Keanu walks toward the camera: Keanu Comes Back

  • Chris Hard-Place
  • Image description: Kanye looking left: KANYE WEST

    Kanye looking right: KANYE EAST

  • Chris Hard-Place
  • Image description: John Goodman laughing: JOHN GOODMAN

    John Goodman pointing a gun: JOHN BADMAN

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  • Image description: A transphobic bigot smiling: JK ROWLING
    A transphobic bigot not smiling:
    SRSLY ROWLING

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  • Image description: James Spader with a doggo: James Spader

    James Spader with a bunch of puppies: James Didn’t

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  • Image description: Gene Wilder with wide eyes screaming: Gene Wilder

    Gene Wilder looking calm and collected:
    Gene Calmer

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  • Image description: Gary Oldman: Gary Oldman

    Old photo of Gary Oldman: Gary Youngman

  • Chris Hard-Place
  • Image description: Photo of Ariana Grande: Ariana Grande
    Little photo of Ariana Grande: Ariana PequeΓ±a

  • The one simple trick Candle Makers don't want you to know
  • @lettruthout
    Yeah, I wouldn’t trust this image as far as I could scroll it.

  • The one simple trick Candle Makers don't want you to know

    (title added for lemmy by community mod)

    Image description: Four images showing a candle burning down with the melting wax being collected inside a transparent candlestick resulting in another candle being formed.

    --- (Originally published earlier today on aus.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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    Welcome to Scotland

    Image description: A road sign reads: Welcome to Scotland The grass has been mowed up to the sign, and no further. Caption: England can cut their own fucking grass

    --- (Originally published earlier today on aus.social)

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    Best I can offer is 3.50
  • @RealFknNito
    They are charging people to β€œexperience” manual labour. 🀭

  • Best I can offer is 3.50

    Image description: A large sign reads: Milk It! Maryland Guernsey Breeders

    Milk a Cow $3 2 People $5

    Weeknights 5 pm to 7 pm Weekends 11 am to 3 pm

    --- (Originally published earlier today on aus.social)

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    dgar Dgar @aus.social

    Real Name: Jon O’Hare Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced β€œJar”

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