USA didn't vote for a female president for the first time but at least you now have a male first lady for the first time.
Imagine having $300 billion and 12 kids and this is how you choose to spend the limited time you have.
They all look so happy, like kids having a birthday party in a giant ball pit.
This reminds me of so many comments from Americans saying how embarrassing Biden is as a president and that no one takes 🇺🇸'Murica🦅 seriously anymore under the Democrats. It was weird to read as a foreigner because I loosely remember what Trump was like. And now here we are again. Hope Americans are proud.
It's a shame no one ever gave Elon Musk the "You're good enough I guess, please stop calling your ex-wife, move on." talk to end his midlife crisis...
Republicans: We want to get rid of the elite in power.
Republicans:
Reality is too much
Not shown: perfectly normal JD Vance humping the backrest from behind Trump while violently stuffing his face with a cold cheeseburger.
What a proud moment for the USA
If there was ever a nicer place to hit with a hellfire missile...
Not a single sauce opened, no bites taken, nothing removed from an annoying tray lip and placed on the table like a real person. No sign whatsoever that they are actually eating this junk. The half eaten fries are staged as eating without the ketchup that is right there on the tray is quite unlikely.
This is a staged ad. It is meant to be a message to others in corporate America, and for marketing to convenient idiots to quote the Russian term.
Junior is posing with an empty box of fries like he never learned how to pose to capture a memory, only to sell a product.
Don, Jr.: My dad put these fries in the box himself! hurr durr
Wow can you imagine the inane conversations that happen sitting at a table with these assholes? That literallly sounds like torture.
It’s like Fiona Apple said about sitting in a private theater doing coke with Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson was a catalyst to never do coke again, this would be a catalyst to never breathing or living on this earth again.
Saving this picture, in case I ever eat something poisonous i can use it to throw up immediately.
Am I the only one that thinks this looks like a family gathering with Mike Johnson smiling proudly over the family 'kids table'?
Like, exact same vibes as a bunch of random kids all shuffled away to a single kid's table, and then the one adult (and boy is that stretching the definition) watching over them, and all of them trying to smile for the picture some random auntie none of them have met before is taking.
The man whose brain worm died of starvation.
McDonald’s Unhappy Meal
Have all their gaze at once feels very unconfortable.
Maybe they'll forget to take their cholesterol meds with all the childlike excitement they seem to be having about eating McDs.
Caravan of Fools comes to mind…
The dark and distant drumming
The pounding of the hooves
The silence of everything that moves
Late at night you'll see them
Decked out in shiny jewels
The coming of the caravan of fools
Like the wings of a dove
The waiter's white glove
Seems to shimmer by the light of the pool
Some dull, blinding winter
When you can't help but lose
You're running with the caravan of fools
Love and devotion, deep as any ocean
Don't play by anybody's rules
With your carousel of horses
And your unforeseen forces
You're running with the caravan of fools
Caravan of fools, caravan of fools
You're running with the caravan of foolsJohn Prine
They're just trolling at this point ..... lol .... this is what America wanted
Get ready for the ride.
I know it smell crazy in there.
hahaha. Jesus what fuckin losers man. I mean they may fucking re-educate me with a bullet between my eyes but at least I'll be laughing at them as they do.
Sniveling Johnson trying to fit into the picture like "hey I'm here too! Don't worry boss I'll have the house ready to do your bidding. We don't represent anyone but you!"
You know, that would be Epstein's plane if he was alive.
Is Elon’s left shoe bigger? Did he order “what the President’s having”?
I can smell this picture
Great opportunity
They're going to Make America Healthy Again, huh? Now, where did I put my giant "press X to doubt" button...
This photo is absolutely terrifying on so many levels
Is it strange to say I think Mike is the highest threat in this picture? I think he stands to do the most damage wielding a republican trifecta.
Sure trmpf is president and all but, he isn't as smart as Mike.
The new live action McClowns are a bit too scary for my own comfort
Ewww.
The American symbol mind as well be a big bowl of macaroni and cheese, as George Carlin suggested.
