After several projects this is the best solution by my lights. The home assistant companion app coupled with tasker is pretty powerful. You can call remote location updates via intents and use taskerHA plugin for back and forth communication between the two.
On his final day in office, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger "announced in an executive order signed on December 31, 2010, that he had commuted Nunez's sentence from 16 years to seven years. Back-room dealings were apparent.".
What about cheaper llms from other locales? It's hard to imagine the government blocking access writ large, though I'm sure many in this administration salivate at the thought.
The first line of the second paragraph points directly at a drought. So no, this corner of Texas is not getting plenty of rain. Never mind all the industry that's sucking potable water out of the community at pennies to their dollars...
He'd be cool to chill with.