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  • Goddamn it!

    No. Radishes are cool as a cucumber. Or maybe not, since radishes are kinda spicy. But still. Radishes are might the best maybe be.

    Edit: I was being silly. Which I never do. So maybe it didn’t come across like that.

  • Being alone is not bad.

    And a crowd seems like the loneliest place.

  • This stuff just gets more terrifying by the day.

    Are there democrats doing this sort of violent threats a lot? Do I miss those news stories because I am on Lemmy??

  • Damn. I missed making a good joke.

    To make whoopee.

  • Anus? Or?

    It rhymes…

  • Suicide poops!!!

  • All letters before A are silent.

  • Ice water after ANY mint.

  • They do. Just my preference. =-)

  • Life itself is lemons.

    “Rage, rage against the dying of the lemon.”

    Why bother. I’d rather not rage. Too tired. I’d rather sleep than “get mad” or “rage”…

    Or read horror stories or watch Godzilla movies. It won’t take too long to die. I’m getting older. Best think about getting old? You get to realize how awful existence really is, as it takes everything away, but by bit.

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