Gastronomical Masterpiece

What fucking godless heathen eats rice with ketchup

As an Asian this whole thread feels so weird and I can't tell if people actually eat rice with ketchup or they are tricking me into trying an abomination

Soy sauce

Uhh.. Soy.. Soy sauce.

If you're asking who'd put rice with ketchup - my sister used to put ketchup on her popcorn. Microwave popcorn. Pre-buttered.

Butter, parmesan, salt and pepper

1 billion dollars with a side of 1 trillion dollars, next question

Gochujang

Soy sauce.

Butter. Nuff said.

Mayonnaise.

Who the hell puts ketchup in rice??

Ketchup would be one of my last choices anyway. Maybe with certain mains like fried chicken or chicken fried steak (ok, some people say that's weird but it's what we did at Furr's Cafeteria).

Right now, probably Marie Sharp's Beware Habanero sauce. Second choice, chimichurri.

Sir, this is a wendys.

Milk, cinnamon, sugar, raisins. Heat in microwave.

Yum.

None

Those bottles of chili crisp with the face of an angry/disappointed looking Asian lady on the label. So good.

Butter and salt. Or soy sauce. Anything except ketchup really....

Femboy cum

Raw egg cracked in and beaten to temper and cook in piping hot rice. A little soy sauce. Maybe some sesame seeds.

Tamago kake gohan.

Teriyaki and Sriracha

My 9 year old literally eats steamed rice with ketchup and if given this choice he would just it to die.

Butter, salt & black pepper.

Teriyaki sauce

Good rice, well prepared, needs no sauce. Ketchup wouldn’t even enter my mind.

An egg

Japanese barbeque sauce

KEWPIE Deep-Roasted Sesame Dressing and Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce

This combo hits all the right flavor notes.

Tabasco.

Garum, obviously. Ave, Imperator!

salted butter

Blood, blood! Gallons of the stuff!

Salt may not be sauce, but it's the only answer

Sweet chili or Tonkatsu.

I'm probably going to be slaughtered by an angry mob for mentioning this, but pesto also works.

Anus? Or?

It rhymes…

Rice seasoning and soy sauce.

Sweet and Sour, makes like a pseudo-dessert thing. That or soy dosed with wasabi~

Mashing feta cheese into hot rice is amazing

Garlic sauce and sambal oelek

Satay I think

Taco Bell hot sauce packets

I like a more traditional Asian taste, so crunchy peanut butter with mayonnaise melted into it to create a saucy texture.

Kewpie and Maggi seasoning

Sesame Seed oil

Why use a sauce? It just needs a bit of cilantro and peppermint.

With egg fried rice I see no problem with such proposition.

Just recently I ate rice with some sweet soy sauce, kewpie mayo, and spicy chili sauce. The chili sauce can be replaced with some ketchup instead if it's out.

Rice is perfect. I'm not putting anything on it.

Can't believe no one's said spritz of lemon juice yet. That was my go to as a kid.

Melted cheese or coco milk with curry

Growing up with my parents, butter. I know better now.

🫘🫘🫘🫘 (beans)

Mustard

Curry. Or season it with pepper, curcuma and garlic.

Molé, I put that shit on everything.

peanut butter

Okay but if you've never had rice with sesame seed dressing you're depriving yourself. Shit's like magic.

Tamago-kake gohan. Mix up soy sauce and a raw egg and pour over the rice. If it's piping hot it will slightly cook. Great for a hangover!

homemade chili sauce, likely some soy sauce and tomato paste

Sweet chili sauce

lao gan ma

Mayonnaise

Chocolate Quik or Maple Syrup

alfredo sauce. brings me right back to big family nights out at olive garden when my dad would slip the waiter five bucks to pretend like they just ran out of pasta