Go home, God, you're drunk
Go home, God, you're drunk
God, you have made like a million silly looking birds, enough is enough. There's going to be no time left to create humans if you keep this up.
"We used to be DINOSAURS!" I whine as people keep making fun of my bald head and weird mane/plume.
9 0 ReplyTake your heathen nonsense back immediately, that is an absolutely majestic feathered friend.
5 0 ReplyIts true I was just jealous
5 0 Replyyou and me both, comrade.
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You’re just jelly, birb
5 0 ReplyFolks, our birds have the tiniest heads, so tiny
Believe me folks
5 0 ReplyLook at him, he's wearing a bib
5 0 ReplyMe when I've never replaced the green toner in my life.
4 0 Replyhehe he have a small head
4 0 Replyis it a scavenger?
3 0 ReplyI think it eats vegies and bugs like a chicken
4 0 Replyo ok. i heard vultures have naked heads like that for hygene reasons, i assumed this was the same.
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Business up front party out the back
3 0 ReplyFinally a way to explain my fashion sense.
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