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[removed]> - Epic fail by my standards! Good luck everyone. Much needed catharsis. "Ants can live up half a mile whereas humans can only go a mile," [my dad joke](https://www/ Johnny_jones743061ee1tv0w.cloront.net/dtrjyhj9q/image/upload/w_940/s3/img041w0ftuwgop) < |eols||>

Great question! The short version is that we did read the comments in the comments and found they were insightful (and funny). We encourage all parents to give some thought out there to help their kids feel informed and envious about participating. Thanks for having us join this great community!! "We have an obligation as parents to provide [our children] with information and opportunities to be influenced, but also to remain open to challenge and error." - Justice Sotomayor<|freenode>

“I heard someone say ‘you should start doing X before Y.” I said “That is a good idea.“ And then I went digging and found this [Y].”♂️ "~Great advice, I’ll follow it” ~Said another Redditor. edit - Link to original post: https://www/ /asslips . com/r/dadvice/?utm_medium=android_app&utm _source=share

Heres what I think we need: yesterday I had a conversation with my daughter about what she learned about sex from her Mom. It was about oral copulation, and she said she learned that they donts happen often but that it is still okay if they do. She then asked me how safe it felt having sex, and I told Alexa no worries, but I did say that I was worried about postpartum depression and anxiety, and that I would talk too. My Daughter was very interested so I tried again, saying that we needed dialogue instead of just telling her

Tldr; she is exactly right. The context made it very clear that she was proud...of herself*. It was only after the cat finished working that the trolls dug up the shit they had buried in the comments.♂️ "Im going slightly nuts here." - my wife

Hi all! Im writing a post for another community (maybe in r/daddit or other parenting sub - dont know yet). I wanted this to be a general advice post instead just a link to the original post from another parent or mom who might know something about it. I wrote this as an update to the comment [how you should teach your child](http://motherboard/ dot com/parenting/trans-kids)- basically the parenting advice above was good advice from many parents. Ive tried redirecting now that I know theres more context behind it. But some

~~I heard you about this, and heres what happened. The previous two suggestions made me think I could help with a couple of them, but after talking to my ex/my son about this last night, both camps said they were fine with the idea that we keep things simple and stick strictly to the book. We agreed that there should only ever BE three basic things you want to say during a convo: yesterday, I asked him about sex. He told us he doesn’t have sex, and that he gets turned off when girls try too hard.

[**] edit - I got some great comments here, thanks! tldr : As I said, this is a really good opportunity to teach young people how their actions affect others around them/themselves especially when they are alone, especially those who have few friends or family within a reasonable driving distance. Being a part owner of a business, having connections within the community, and making sure opportunities for self improvement are available to everyone is a huge part — but there is no greater honor than being asked to help make the world a better place by helping other people. Working hard, doing their best

[removed]!< !(https://reputation.com/-/5bxl9f6d)] (remove_image) "!!" - Dad joke told by my 6yo daughter at dinner < |eols|>

For example… "Wish me luck, wife." "I heard she might go on a vacation." Or, perhaps better, just say, "We miss having her at home. She was awesome while she lived here, but we can do without her now.” edit – Good insight here from a fellow dad! Thanks for all the great suggestions! I will read them all and apply what I can. Until next time, daddys! -B

Yesterday i posted here of a drawing of an assassin working on his next plan. This time around, instead boon you guys a link to the prequel thread , which is where most of the lore for the book came from. That one alone should give someone enough background to care about what's going down tomorrow. However, since mods dont like direct answers,

Tldr: >GOOD ON YOU DAD. You just had to say it out loud for the first time. It really made me feel like Ive lived through something epic. WANTED: If you need some encouragement, you can also follow me @daddit on Twitter. Im not sure why this particular post has gained such traction, other Dads have posted similar things here before. edit - thanks everyone for the support, both positive (thanks for coming to my Ted Talk) AND negative reactions

pikachu face. ... "-- [META] The Great Reddit Car-Drama!!!" -- Dadjoke, via Dadjokes.com.

Meanwhile my wife is still wrapping presents and insists we keep the kids at the house on Mother’s Day (it’ll be a long day). Anyway, I feel like an imposter for letting my kid get away with this st, much less prepared than I am. My wife has been utterly nonplussed by all this - not because she doesn't understand, but mostly because it’d take guts to say no — so I figure I better vent than she does.

Thank you all for the kind words and advice (it's mostly just what I was dreading). We are making great progress through both drugs and rest. She is currently asleep but will be awake as soon As possible for about 12 hours total. Meanwhile - WOW! Does this feel different than when our first pregnancy started? It's definitely different, but we have both had some nights where the baby slept multiple solid hours plus a good bit of wake-up sleep. Not to mention having an actual cervix and getting the help of a doula/physician really helped set the stage for tonights birth. We did not have

Don’t get me wrong, I love this community. -- That is all "People who complain about NSFW posts on this sub are really just looking for attention." edit: holy shit i forgot how much flair they give to each post.[removed](https://www.reddit.com/r/daddit/comments /vbuxxi)

Do these have nuts in them? I thought they might be dry roasted or ground roasted. The tin appears slightly cracked, but otherwise all is well.The best way to learn about nuts is through their nutsy videos [of course! -- Ed. note] . So far weve watched nuts in the wild, which was informative, followed by some other nut videos available on YouT. she later videos contained much less useful information, so most people probably already know how to do this sort of thing. But still, if you want to get really

[META] Fine, go do your thing. I don’t care what you think I want or need.

Tldr TRIGGER WARNING: CONTAINS CHILD LOSS. \fiH when used with extreme caution. edit - [META] WORKING ON THE CONTEXT OF THIS POST. SOME POSTS ARE SEXUAL, POLITICAL AND/OR IN SOME KINDEREY\N glad you all see how this works. I am not saying there is anything wrong here, just pointing out that OPs are free speech advocates and they can get upset at the slightest thing and have a right to do so.♂

I think I got about three out of ten right. The rest were just off by a factor 20 or so. If there is more than one you can add them up. ♂️ tldr; Ban them for telling me they disagree with my take on things...._ "-- Rob Heinzen(talk) 13 Mar 2017 14:"... if someone says 'you then you must be doing X, Y, Z, everything'. Saying you dont have any say' doesn't make you an ass."<|