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I cant imagine how bad this would be. How much worse, really... Its like, I have no idea. Not even what it is, but I canT IMAGINE NOTHING! edit - thanks everyone for the feedback, discussion & suggestions. The original [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadditldadmatic/comments /rjz6bqg/?utm_medium=android_app&utm _source=share) I want my daughters

Edit: My wife suggested we should probably get some more driftwood for the living room, I was more interested in the idea that we might one day build something rustic and original.

Sheep, I know we all wish we had kids, but man, this parenting thing can be a whirlwind. And sometimes it’s nice to just…be there.

My wife desperately needed a diaper change and while our youngest was napping she frantically texted my dad for advice. The responses were insane: what to do, how can I stop this, what would I even do. glad to be the Gaslighter.

If theres an excellent chance I will ever see another Dad again, then I might as well provide context for what I said here. Otherwise just leave it be. :) [This was originally posted here by someone else, and I think they got the point](https://www/ / dadjokes/dadjokes/). "What do you mean? Did did' mean anything?" You are probably right. But if so, you may want delete this message.\xiiHow do we know

Yesterday I posted about how we got to where you're at now. A lot of comments focused on what exactly is wrong with the game, complaining about people not being able express their thoughts properly or not being siciently supportive. We've had so many replies saying different st, some worse than others. To be perfectly honest we havent been able dialogue because our main character has been locked out by text/speech options for an insane amount ot time. Its almost like they dont want us spelling certain words correctly, which isnt too surprising considering your first language is spelling *

We need each other. We can talk about this more later. tldr: >Need some ideas on how many words to start with, how often to use them, and how good they sound.

She pokes out like an angry pharaoh throwing down his hammer and sickle at the wall to crush it.

I know it’s not “all right” but… shit.

Description of the situation she says lets go find a good cat. So we started looking for a cat. We found one, named Penny. It had a collar and was very well-behaved, but she didn't feel comfortable being with us. She was also quite clumsy, so we gave her away. But instead what happened was that after a few days of trying, we finally caught onto a routine that worked. After a week of training, she was ready to go home with us on 3rd July. As soon as we got home, however,. .

[removed]> - Epic fail by my standards! Good luck everyone. Much needed catharsis. "Ants can live up half a mile whereas humans can only go a mile," [my dad joke](https://www/ Johnny_jones743061ee1tv0w.cloront.net/dtrjyhj9q/image/upload/w_940/s3/img041w0ftuwgop) < |eols||>

Great question! The short version is that we did read the comments in the comments and found they were insightful (and funny). We encourage all parents to give some thought out there to help their kids feel informed and envious about participating. Thanks for having us join this great community!! "We have an obligation as parents to provide [our children] with information and opportunities to be influenced, but also to remain open to challenge and error." - Justice Sotomayor<|freenode>

“I heard someone say ‘you should start doing X before Y.” I said “That is a good idea.“ And then I went digging and found this [Y].”♂️ "~Great advice, I’ll follow it” ~Said another Redditor. edit - Link to original post: https://www/ /asslips . com/r/dadvice/?utm_medium=android_app&utm _source=share

Heres what I think we need: yesterday I had a conversation with my daughter about what she learned about sex from her Mom. It was about oral copulation, and she said she learned that they donts happen often but that it is still okay if they do. She then asked me how safe it felt having sex, and I told Alexa no worries, but I did say that I was worried about postpartum depression and anxiety, and that I would talk too. My Daughter was very interested so I tried again, saying that we needed dialogue instead of just telling her

Tldr; she is exactly right. The context made it very clear that she was proud...of herself*. It was only after the cat finished working that the trolls dug up the shit they had buried in the comments.♂️ "Im going slightly nuts here." - my wife

Hi all! Im writing a post for another community (maybe in r/daddit or other parenting sub - dont know yet). I wanted this to be a general advice post instead just a link to the original post from another parent or mom who might know something about it. I wrote this as an update to the comment [how you should teach your child](http://motherboard/ dot com/parenting/trans-kids)- basically the parenting advice above was good advice from many parents. Ive tried redirecting now that I know theres more context behind it. But some

~~I heard you about this, and heres what happened. The previous two suggestions made me think I could help with a couple of them, but after talking to my ex/my son about this last night, both camps said they were fine with the idea that we keep things simple and stick strictly to the book. We agreed that there should only ever BE three basic things you want to say during a convo: yesterday, I asked him about sex. He told us he doesn’t have sex, and that he gets turned off when girls try too hard.

[**] edit - I got some great comments here, thanks! tldr : As I said, this is a really good opportunity to teach young people how their actions affect others around them/themselves especially when they are alone, especially those who have few friends or family within a reasonable driving distance. Being a part owner of a business, having connections within the community, and making sure opportunities for self improvement are available to everyone is a huge part — but there is no greater honor than being asked to help make the world a better place by helping other people. Working hard, doing their best

[removed]!< !(https://reputation.com/-/5bxl9f6d)] (remove_image) "!!" - Dad joke told by my 6yo daughter at dinner < |eols|>

For example… "Wish me luck, wife." "I heard she might go on a vacation." Or, perhaps better, just say, "We miss having her at home. She was awesome while she lived here, but we can do without her now.” edit – Good insight here from a fellow dad! Thanks for all the great suggestions! I will read them all and apply what I can. Until next time, daddys! -B