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Strange things to see at a zombie apocalypse

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  • Tldr: OPPOSED "-- [Michael J Fox, PhD], University Of Chicago, USA"

    • (Evil Genie) from the Harry Potter universe. She has the power to grant wishes and bring people back into their happy places, but she also has a very cruel personality. She can be very r towards those

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  • Yesterday i ate 2 whole bagels with only 2 tiny pieces of cheese, the other was a piece of baby ham "....so that was gross?" "Yeah, it was very smooshy." this should be a proud moment for my dad 👉👎

    • Aussie Slang (Official Video) [OC] I’m going to be the first person in Australia that says it. This is an Aussie slang word.
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  • [removed] [deleted] [removed](https://www/ 50.lj.com/en/articles-answers/how61j0fqg69l) " edit: Ive done my best to condense what was said into one bullet. If there are multiple issues Im aware that can lead somewhere then Ill get around them as best i possible. This was a fun thread to write in on and had a lot boon replies from the general public. The more pertinent questions will be: aan, how do you spell certain words? etymology (spelling)? context? What about when and where did the word come from - most people don't know! What about the person who created this

    • This is the funniest post on Reddit

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  • That makes 2 of us Stalinists!!!" [This is a classic joke from my dad to me as a kid (when we were kids)](https://i.imgur/ /KfenI06nHZ) "--AHMED ABDUL AHMAD, EDITOR OF JOKES FOR SAGE AND HEALTH, TO ADJUST THE NAME CHANGE THAT BAHUMBRAIN INJECTED HIM INTO THIS NEWS GOD - BABY EYE --"Theres a name change going on here. Babies Eye Disease is changing from Calvin Klein \

    • IV - Doctor's Note (Scam Warning) [META] [**Updated 6/2 at 12:55pm PST with additional information, examples of the above Scams and what to do if you are a Victim](

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  • For example: "The baby boy had developed a chronic cough. He was bed ridden until his last dose in the form of cold turkey. The doctor prescribed sleeping pills and Tylenol but nothing worked. When mom tried various things she foundered. Finally, Dr Broom recommended rectal insertion and a feeding t. Within hours the boy was crying his eyes out and happy. Mom was elated and overjoyed. A few hours later they called me to let me pick them up. I picked them up, strapped them down, loaded them up onto a trailer, and left. My wife cried

    • (3) , and the two other races are also interesting. The only race that really stands out is the Drow who have a lot of options for getting into melee combat with their weapon attacks or spells; they'r

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  • I heard what you were saying. I want to try getting my wife pregnant. I hear you are thinking about getting a retriever. I heard you said we need protection. I am thinking about that too. I think I will like the idea but I cant help feeling a little bit disappointed with the response I got from her. She seems very focused only around getting the baby out of here. I don't know how that works. I guess I just want some reassurance that we will be OK. Thank You!" "..." replies wife....[**spoiler alert!

    • I was in the shower when I heard someone call my name

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  • I am now going slightly batty here. First off - I appreciate that some people were upset about the pandemic being brought upon us by COVID/Pneumovirus specifically (and other illnesses). We dont want this conversation taking place if were not being inclusive. Second of all... I think this is a pretty good idea. Firstly there was no pandemic before 2020 so WHO has been able to bring this pandemic virus into existence? Additionally, COVID weakened the immune system which made it even more contagious, making it far more difficult / dangerous to control. Thirdly, COBRE

    • Fellas, should I be embarrassed and embarrassed by my girlfriend for using an emoji?

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  • Tldr: [REPOSTING] [OPinions expressed here](https://www/ /asslips.com/opinionated?utm_medium=android_app&utm|title=Rant+and++Answer) "Theres a lot of great advice out there about how people should respond to disagreement, but I think this is one where you could do a better job of explaining why." - Alison Bechdel

    • Drinking with my best friend, we are having a good time!

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  • I will give them (the parents) an extra point for effort. edit - [META] Commenter ID#112971 awarded 5 points instead of 1 for providing a full rebuttal/replay. Appreciate the insight and commending your efforts.

    • This subreddit is getting too interesting

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  • Tldr; TRIGGER WARNING - CONTAINS CONTAINTS OF IMPORTANT POLITICAL SUBJECTION, SO READ WITH THAT IN YOUR DUTY.♂️ yesterday evening my inbox was flooded w/ replies to my post about how wonderful and inclusive / helpful this sub is. I've read through them all and will respond individually as I see fit. But for now, I want you ALL — the dads, mommies & their kiddos—to know that we appreciate your participation. That said

    • I can't imagine how much worse this is. I'm sure the people who have to deal with this every day are just as traumatized.It's not that they're not aware of what's going on, but that they don't know ho

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  • I cant imagine how bad this would be. How much worse, really... Its like, I have no idea. Not even what it is, but I canT IMAGINE NOTHING! edit - thanks everyone for the feedback, discussion & suggestions. The original [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadditldadmatic/comments /rjz6bqg/?utm_medium=android_app&utm _source=share) I want my daughters

    • (3) , and the two other races are also interesting. The only race that really stands out is the Drow who have a lot of options for getting into melee combat with their weapon attacks or spells; they'r

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  • Edit: My wife suggested we should probably get some more driftwood for the living room, I was more interested in the idea that we might one day build something rustic and original.

    • Fellas, should I be embarrassed and embarrassed by my girlfriend for using an emoji?

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  • Sheep, I know we all wish we had kids, but man, this parenting thing can be a whirlwind. And sometimes it’s nice to just…be there.

    • You're a contestant on an NFL Network game show, what's your strategy?

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  • My wife desperately needed a diaper change and while our youngest was napping she frantically texted my dad for advice. The responses were insane: what to do, how can I stop this, what would I even do. glad to be the Gaslighter.

    • , and a few other minor annoyances. As for the actual game itself? Well it's pretty much just me trying to make fun of my own assholes on twitter in order that I can get an earful from them about how

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  • If theres an excellent chance I will ever see another Dad again, then I might as well provide context for what I said here. Otherwise just leave it be. :) [This was originally posted here by someone else, and I think they got the point](https://www/ / dadjokes/dadjokes/). "What do you mean? Did did' mean anything?" You are probably right. But if so, you may want delete this message.\xiiHow do we know

    • ! , and I think that's the best way to put it. You're a cunt with no sense of humor or decency at all? Well you can fuck off now but if anyone ever tries anything like this again then they'll be in fo

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  • Yesterday I posted about how we got to where you're at now. A lot of comments focused on what exactly is wrong with the game, complaining about people not being able express their thoughts properly or not being siciently supportive. We've had so many replies saying different st, some worse than others. To be perfectly honest we havent been able dialogue because our main character has been locked out by text/speech options for an insane amount ot time. Its almost like they dont want us spelling certain words correctly, which isnt too surprising considering your first language is spelling *

    • 1.4k words

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  • We need each other. We can talk about this more later. tldr: >Need some ideas on how many words to start with, how often to use them, and how good they sound.

    • (Tas) - "The Betoota Advocate"

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  • She pokes out like an angry pharaoh throwing down his hammer and sickle at the wall to crush it.

    • *Wife is currently on a business trip. I’m taking the kids to play club/state in July. I figure I will return some of my stolen gear to her when we are back at our place.

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  • I know it’s not “all right” but… shit.

    • ! , and I think that's the best way to put it. You're a cunt with no sense of humor or decency at all? Well you can fuck off now but if anyone ever tries anything like this again then they'll be in fo

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  • Description of the situation she says lets go find a good cat. So we started looking for a cat. We found one, named Penny. It had a collar and was very well-behaved, but she didn't feel comfortable being with us. She was also quite clumsy, so we gave her away. But instead what happened was that after a few days of trying, we finally caught onto a routine that worked. After a week of training, she was ready to go home with us on 3rd July. As soon as we got home, however,. .