Personally, I prefer names that are forbidden, like Username, Null, Admin, 'SELECT * FROM Users;-- , example@contoso.com, Error, <FirstName>,
What irks me the most is the effort these idiot parents will go to give their baby as basic a name as "Allison" or "Ashley"
- Ashlie
- Ashlee
- Ashly
- Ashleigh
- Ashlea
- Ashli
- Ashely
- Ashlei
- Ashleah
- Asheleigh
- Ashelie
- Ahshlee
- the list goes on and on and on
No amount of vowels is going to make your kid's name stand out when at the end of the day it's the same pronunciation as the most common, basic form of it.
Mötley might be weird but it's at least unique.
I've always felt like the names we pick for ourselves ought to be more valid than the ones others choose for us. We should choose names for ourselves at different stages of life, and just tack them on in whatever order we like. You want something more fun than mummy and daddy gave you? Knock yourself out. Were your idiot parents drunk when they signed the papers? Well you can fix that at 12 if you like. We are who we choose to be and this the goddamn future.
Agreed. Mötley can stay.
As someone whose name is an odd spelling that is close to something more conventional, life can be taxing. I'm not saying that there isn't room for creativity or fun/romantic name choices here. But Triniteigh's Parents are setting their kid up for a lifetime of bullying and inconvenience, followed by the shock of their kid going to the courthouse at 30 to undo things.
People really took "video game name genrator" to the real world.
If I had been named Triniteigh I would have legally changed my name as soon as I was old enough. That's an atrocity of a name. Some are so funny they circle back around to something that would at least be interesting to have as a name (Raddix Zephyr is dumb but in more of a fun way, and I would genuinely not mind being named Leviathan), but Triniteigh is just so, so bad.
Whenever I read Mötley Crüe I have to think of this:
When we finally went to Germany, the crowds were chanting, “Mutley Cruh! Mutley Cruh! “ We couldn’t figure out why the fuck they were doing that.
Mericka is 1000% getting bullied in every single grade
Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides - I literally laughed my ass of. "SFWA, don't touch that". Once I heard a mom calling her little "Riddick", I couldn't control myself either. My daughter had a little chubby in her class, his name was "Maxxx", yeah, with three "x". (Wasn't there a comic or something called that way back??) I maybe shouldn't laugh so loud, our daughters second name is "Galadriel". But our names were so boring.
My first name is pretty uncommon for girls, but I am the only guy I know bearing my first name. I get misgendered a lot that way. Nobody who reads it pronounces it correctly. Nobody who hears it spells it correctly. It's frustrating sometimes.
I am comfortable disclosing that my middle name is Michael. It narrows my identity down so very little because it was the most common English boys name every year from 1961 to 1998 and was a top 10 boys name every year from 1943 to 2004.
So common is it that the Japanese punk band Peelander-Z made a song in 2009 called "So Many Mike," poking fun at the phenomenon.
So to avoid confusion, I use my middle name when I'm out.
I once met a kid named Odin. Absolute banger of a name.
Parents with undiagnosed learning disorders will create children with learning disorders.
This is why I don't have complaints about the naming law in my country
These are starting to sound like dark souls bosses
These are all amazing FFXIV pc names but not real names
When you pressing random name button 56 times during character generation
Look out for Madden Raige playing EA sports on Xbox Live in about 12 years
ITT: the very people the xeet is about
Leviathan is just fucking awesome. Imagine some big power lifter dude and he's named Leviathan.
"Cool, but what's his real name?"
"That IS his real name"
A lot of these people grew up being called "The Black Kim" or "The Fat Jessica" because there are only so many standard names. Think about what that does your self esteem? All of your experience is summed up as "Fat Jessica" for the entirety of your formative years.
Further, I am one of 15 people in my company with the same first name, and 3 of which have the same first name, last name. I spent easily an hour per pay period forwarding emails to the correct parties.
I get the concept but it's a bit too far.
Well at least now i have a good amount of names to use in a TTRPG campain
Ngl, I find some of these Hella cute. But I'm also someone who loves creative/unique names (to a point). I don't like offensive/obvious sponsorship/stupid joke names (the infamous "Ladasha" spelled "La-A" or "Absidy" spelled "ABCDE")
But I think Rocklyn and Brexleigh are adorable names for little girls! I'd probably spell it Brexley though.
Then again, when I was growing up I liked the name "Huxley' as a gender-neutral name for a future child, so, do with that what you will
I’m guessing that Brexleigh’s parents are British and get their news from tabloid newspapers.
Mötleys parents called the elder brother Richard
I work in youth therapy. These are exactly the kind of names I regularly see on admit forms. Not saying it's a direct cause, but theres a lot of coincidences when looking at youth therapy cases as a whole.
I thought "Raddix Zephyr" might've been inspired by the sorting algorithm, but that's not the name of its creator nor the algorithm, which is actually spelled "Radix".
All those -eigh names are pretty funny though. Your kid ain't a horse! It's not gonna neigh!
And I thought my idea of naming my kid Asrah was already pretty out there lol
I'm going to give you the only name you spelled right on this list! Max Power
I mean, that's also how now commonly accepted names came into being in the first place.
White while, holy grail
I see there are people who think they are on a character creation screen while others just don't think at all.
God y'all have no chill.
I'd totally get it if you were complaining about terrible misappropriation of foreign cultures... But you're all complaining about the name itself and the spelling. God forbid someone move from a place where that pronunciation is fine, or they want to pay homage to their Welsh grandparent or something. FFS take a look in the mirror, and think about the etymology of your own name.
A dry dick?
White people finally figuring out what names are for... https://youtube.com/watch?v=63ldknEhOMM
