TFW you see the toilet paper after the first wipe when your haemorrhoids flare up badly
TFW you see the toilet paper after the first wipe when your haemorrhoids flare up badly


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Get a bidet, friend
9 0 ReplyAgree, but bidet dont trump ibs/flair ups. Them roids gotta pop or be absorbed.
Up that fiber. Eat tree bark for maximum prevention.
5 0 ReplyTree bark is too scratchy. Psyllium ftw
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Truly, the shittest of posts.
7 0 ReplyWhen you go to flush and the water looks like borscht
Metamucil time
7 0 ReplyGround up plastic FTW: miralax
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