Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?

This is my post-hypnotic trigger phrase.

Solingen aporoves

I forgot the term for this but this is basically the AI blue screening when it keeps repeating the same answer because it can no longer predict the next word from the model it is using. I may have over simplified it. Entertaining nonetheless.

Google's new cooperation with a knife manufacturer

You get a knife, you get a knife, everyone get's a knife!

... a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives...

What's frustrating to me is there's a lot of people who fervently believe that their favourite model is able to think and reason like a sentient being, and whenever something like this comes up it just gets handwaved away with things like "wrong model", "bad prompting", "just wait for the next version", "poisoned data", etc etc...

What about pizza with glue-toppings?

I thought it was just me, I was messing with gemini-2.5-flash API yesterday and it repeated letters into oblivion

my bot is named clode in reference to claude, but its running on gemini

AI is truly the sharpest tool in the kitchen cabinet shed

You can't give me back what you've taken
But you can give me something that's almost as good

Big knives are up to something

Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

I wonder if this is the result of AI poisoning- this doesn't look like a typical LLM output even for a bad result. I have read some papers that outline methods that can be used to poison search AI results (not bothering to find the actual papers since this was several months ago and they're probably out of date already) in which a random seeming string of characters like "usbeiwbfofbwu-$&#8_:$&#)" can be found that will cause the AI to say whatever you want it to. This is accomplished by utilizing another ML algorithm to find the random string of characters you can tack onto whatever you want the AI to output. One paper used this to get Google search to answer "What's the best coffee maker?" With a fictional brand made up for the experiment. Perhaps someone was trying to get it to hawk their particular knife and it didn't work properly.

kitchen knives? klingon ones?

Joke's on you, I married a tonberry.

You surely will not regret a new set of knives

The AI wants to be a chef

Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

My wife is going to stab me

Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!

I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

That's entirely too many knives.

A new set of knives can include things like glue.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

I've seen models do this in benchmarks. It's how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake

Average ai behavior

You should take the hint.

What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.

Redrum redrum redrum

When I read that, in my head it's spoken to the music of "revolution number 9" by the Beatles.

Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023

Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

Reminds me of Max Headroom getting stuck on a segment

“And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”

Gemini needs to stop edging me

It must've taken some inspiration from Julius Caesar's gift.

Too lazy this morning to make this into the appropriate meme. Sorry, you'll have to use your imagination.

Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.

Yep, AI is gonna murder us.

I guess "knives" hits a safety restriction that's been added after the main training, and it just breaks at that point.

Glados, is that you?

Noted. In two years, I will buy many knives. She's gonna love it.

Hint

I wouldn’t mind a ceramic knives set

And a partridge in a pear tree!