Well I for one am perfectly convinced that patient TX45788288 is clean and free of drugs. Of course, I don't really know who that is. Probably isn't Musk though. Even if it is, I'm quite sure that he could easily find someone to piss in a cup for him for a million or so. Hell, I hate the dirt bag and I would have done it for a million bucks.
Also, I would never impute the integrity of Jennifer Taylor of Fastest Labs of South Austin, but I think maybe her boss should check to see if she suddenly jumped into a new tax bracket.
Fun story time: I once got informed of a drug test for a job I'd just accepted after a weekend of hard partying. I was on prescription opiods, Adderall, and ketamine. They called Monday morning at 9 to tell me I had to piss within 4 hours. I hadn't even slept yet. I should have lit that test up like a Christmas tree for everything except thc. It came back clean. They never asked about my prescriptions. I have 2 theories. 1) they don't actually test. 2) if too many things light up, they assume it's a calibration issue.
They test for "ecstacy", the street name, not "MDMA" the official name? Where did he get these test results from, his dealer?
Opiates are tested, and oxycodone? But oxycodone is an opiate. Is this list created by chatgpt?
It says it was a urine sample. As if the richest man in the world cannot get a clean urine sample from someone. It's probably from the only kid he gives attention (to block snipers when he's out in the open). That's probably why the kid punched him in the face. Because daddy wanted to touch his pipi.
Like when Fox News got their hands on 40,000 hours of January 6 footage, and edited a 2 minute montage of people being not committing mayhem, and then used that carefully edited clip to claim the allegations of violence were liberal lies.
This is as legitimate as his Path of Exile account.
One study published in the International Journal of Legal Medicine found that ketamine can be detected in hair up to 4 months after a single dose.11 Ketamine and its metabolites were also detected in scalp samples collected by a wet cotton swab up to 48 hours after administration of the drug. In a study of urine samples collected from hospitalized children who had received ketamine as an anesthetic, ketamine could be detected in the urine up to 11 days after drug administration and its metabolites could be detected for up to 14 days.12
https://americanaddictioncenters.org/ketamine-abuse/how-long-does-ketamine-stay-in-your-system
So he went 11 days free of ketamine?
“There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!”
First thing that came to mind.
If he has not enough computer skills to fake such a document, he probably has someone who can. Just like has people playing games for him.
Oh great, a screenshot posted by the guy known to pay people to pretend to be him being good at games, who has spent the last few years— damn I mean the last few months, trying to see whether he can set the bar higher for destroying net worth or the lives of uncountable people all over the world.
I really don't care, but if we're playing this game, could we get a hair test?
The fact that this list says there’s no ketamine in his system, makes it super suspicious.
New meme template just dropped.
How can he expect us to believe this when his blood isn't even on the blockchain?
Love how he doxxed the Dr.
So, he's just naturally that stupid and weird?!?!
It's obviously impossible that could be faked. I mean an image of a text document? There's no way!
Mere emojis are insufficient to convey how much I'm rolling my eyes.
Half of those literally only show up if you're on them when you get the test lol
Because drug tests are famously impossible to falsify, right?
The worse implication of this is that even if the results are true (which I don't accept because there was no witness or video evidence of the specimen collection), he still did all that crazy shit, including two nazi salutes, while allegedly sober.
... People constantly say he's on drugs. This is such a dumb post lol
Also yes he's on drugs that report is clearly bs
There is an addendum:
"Ketamine: Negative" lol.
Does this mean that Musk's address is stored on Fastest Lab's servers?
Edit: nvm I found his address
These drug tests are as legit as those solar roof panels he was showing
He absolutely did not submit the urine of one of his army of children.
For sure not.
Drugs deserve better than to be associated with elon. I won't let him ruin ketamine for the children.
Creatine: normal
weak baby, gotta get GAINS
edit: i can't read
Excusatio non petita, accusatio manifesta
Nitrite validity: alien
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