Chunk: And this I've time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like "huuuuh, huuuuh" and dumped it over the side.

Fratelli: I think I'm beginning to like this kid, ma.

It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?

Roussev was spying on the US as Dr. Jan Itor for a while.

I'll call it Windows 11.

If you fry it do you falafel?

47 will just proclaim that all of the protesters were there to celebrate his birthday.

That's a mom that knows that they're ALL much cuter when they're alseep.

Stomp: "I'll have a rum . . . . And coke."

Bartender: "why the pause?"

Stomp: "Dunno, I've always had them."

Congress and the judicial branch have fast tracked themselves on a course to redundancy for the past 85 days.

Raw irritated penis

I can tell when the batteries on my cordless mouse have died. There's a strange feeling of resistance when the mouse is active, but when it's dead, nothing.

I've been saying this for months. How long until 47 "has a stroke."

So a shitgun instead of a poostol.

Yup. Vote for a turd taco or a shit sandwich. That's all we get the choice for anymore.

Gimme a stoner any day. Better than trying to talk a roided up jock half way through a bottle of tequila out of punching his nana. I don't consume myself because weed just puts me to sleep. I guess I'm mellow enough.

Remember when Idiocracy was a farce instead of a documentary?

Doppler effect.

With reddit eating X's ass on the highway to insignificance.

I have revived multiple computers and my mom's windshield wipers with concussive application of a rubber chicken.