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Showerthoughts @lemmy.world FenrirIII @lemmy.world 3mo ago

The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore

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I saw this coming a while ago and started getting myself used to jerking it to stories of Trump embarrassing himself.

My junk's been raw as hell this past week.
- R.I.P.
  
  legend
- Your dick’s gonna tariff you keep tuggin it
- jokes on you, thinking trump is capable of feeling embarrassment for his actions.
  
  Don't ruin this for me. It's all I have left!
  
  Just because he doesn’t realize it doesn’t mean he isn’t doing it.
I think the worst part so far is the instant irreversible plainclothes death camp disappearances with no legal process but sure go off I guess
- Horny people have rights... for now
  
  Not in texas!
  
  Just you wait until my rise to ultimate power is complete /s
All you people casually interspersing regular posts with porn in your feed scare me. My account had NSFW disabled when I made it, and I've never turned it on.
- There's hungry Only Fans girls out there who need our help. It's your duty as a humanitarian to help them. 😁
  
  They hungry, we thirsty. It's a match made in the Bacchanalia
- I like the danger. Wait for no one to be looking over my shoulder then eye-fuck the shit out of a post while maintaining a convincing poker face.
  
  ayyy lmao
- I just blocked lemmynsfw instance and my feed is clean
lemmynsfw.com
- i got the ick from that site a year or two ago and stopped going when the admins of the site fought WAY to hard against criticisms about allowing AI generated child porn and very energetically defending keeping it on their site.
  
  What the absolute fuck. That's insane if true.
  
  With the nature of federation that then must cause issues for admin of other instances who end up federating that content.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of gooners suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly flaccid.
I see lots of furries and anime chicks still
- You need to block anisocial lewd communities, a few dozens.
  
  What if he's not complaining?
- Hello 🐺
Local is my SFW lemmy. All is where the gifs swim in the porn sea.
- Meanwhile I mostly browse All and running into the porn is how I know I've scrolled too deep. Such a variety of experience this place.
  
  See, sometimes when I'm on all the points is buried deep. Sometimes it's my first page and a half, and I've blocked some of them because they're not my kink.
pr0n? on lemmy? that’s disgusting. where?
- It's in...the computer...
  
  Cut to a different version of that scene where they just start humping the computer.
- There's a whole instance...
  
  There are at least 2
- Just wait for the 4chan refugees to show up.
  
  don't worry, they already exist on federated social media, hopefully they continue to choose ones that aren't federated with too much of the mainstream ones.
A lot of the porn subs on Lemmy are less trafficked. If you are belong to any of them, try sorting by "subscribed" and "hot" or "new." Also subscribe to more of them.
Get nicher fetishes
- Then you just end up with communities without new content, because nobody posts, because no interaction happens, because nobody posts...
  
  Why are you looking at me like that?
  
  We're decentralizing human sexuality
https://old.lemmy.sdf.org/post/31008365

Easy fix.
You need a vpn, my friend
Here ya go: https://fedia.io/m/fuckcars@lemmy.world/t/2058213/Fuck-cars
Did .world ban NSFW or something?
- Lemmynsfw.com got put in my blocked instances list. I thought that I must have pocket blocked it, but this thread makes me wonder...
  
  I blocked it because I browse all and every day dozens of communities were being created. And I don't need porn communities here really. I just didn't want to miss out on the non-porn NSFW content, comics like Oglaf.
  
  Edit: Shit I just remembered it was actually because assholes kept posting SFW pics of celebs causing their NSFW communities to show up.
amen
Scrolling this thread in office has been quite nerve-wracking
Hey grandson!

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