You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
You know what, the episode I saw in my head doesn’t exist at all, it was a combination of “The sounds of Silencers” with the one where itchy replaces scratchy’s wife and he raises a family with a bomb.