I'll take ghosts over bedbugs any day.
25 0 ReplyIf it's not haunted then why is it sweating?
18 0 ReplyThat's not sweat it's ectopl... I mean... Huh, must be humid I guess.
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That's exactly what a haunted chair would say
14 0 ReplyI know very few things in this world, but that chair is definitely haunted.
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Cushion is 85% farts
11 0 ReplyNo extra charge for those!
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In German it's even funnier if you translate haunted with "besessen" as it means "occupied by bad souls" and "being sit on" at the same time.
11 0 ReplyBest way to kill all the bedbugs is to take a flamethrower to it.
6 0 ReplyOoh. Rainy chair!
5 0 ReplyTo be fair if they had to mention not hunted I have a feeling that bedbugs might not be a bed deal if that is all that is wrong with it :))
4 0 ReplyBedbugs are always a bad deal. I'd take jizz-soaked over bedbugs any day.
8 0 ReplyBased on the edge of that cushion, I have some good news for you
10 0 ReplyIs neither an option here?
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Yeah, well, if it's not haunted then, why have you gagged it?
4 0 ReplyIt knows things.
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