And that's why you always leave a note

People who make the software version of cancer get replaced by software version of measles.

FTFY

Boycott Google.

He'll do a better job than that shit actor, Ronald Reagan.

During the q&a someone asked about it. His first movie, Garden State basically got bankrolled by some rich dentist that he knew... He said the normal way of financing movies lets a bunch of rich people get to take control of the script, who you cast, what scenes make it in... Basically everything.

He wanted to retain the control he had first time around to make his next movie, so he crowd funded it... And seeing how many movies get made by talented people that end up being garbage because money men think they know everything and fuck it up... Seemed reasonable 😏

I threw in $100 for a Zach Braff movie. I got to be an extra (they fed us ribs for lunch), 2 t-shirts, then got 2 tickets for a sneak preview with free drinks and popcorn, and a q&a with Zach and Donald Faison...worth every penny, unlike the poor saps that have $1 million to solar freakin roadways.

Bro looks like Jack Black and KG had a son of their own.

Imagine your car refuses to start because the name on your registration sounds "too Jewish."

Their TOS says they spy on you when you have sex. Fuck everything about Nissan.

Imagine risking being disappeared into a concentration camp just for the chance to see the Jersey Shore.

Kidnappers there's a 10% chance the cops will help you with vs. kidnappers there's a 0% chance the cops will help you with.

Did your dog write Is Jesus your pal?

This is the truest 10 words ever written.

For anyone who hasn't spent a bunch of time studying Christianity...Yeshua Bar Yosef is Jesus.

The Jewish people don't so much do surnames, your last name was basically telling people who your dad is.

So Yeshua Bar Yosef was Jesus' name: Jesus son of Joseph

while 26% said actions have been "about right" and 18% claimed ICE has "not gone far enough."

This is the bad place.

Aww man, I really hope that doesn't mean no season 3 for 'Killing It'

This is literally the plot of Judge Dredd.

The. Fuck.

I'm sorry, did someone build a bougie suburb on the desert without thinking twice about the environment

They sure shut the fuck up about " blue no matter who" real fast.

Reminder to tip at food trucks, it's a ton of work.