Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions.
Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions.
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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages
Every programming language has it's place.
JavaScript's place is in hell.
140 0 ReplyPHP: Problem ->
real_solution_for_real_this_time()
(real_solution_i_swear()
is unsafe and deprecated)109 0 ReplyLatex: Problem -->
\def\please@#1#2#3#4{\e@kill#2#3{\me#1}#4@now}
-->108 0 Replymissing the stage of C where it's all incomprehensible bitfucking with comments like "this works, i do not know why it works, do not touch this"
103 0 ReplyC: "Segmentation fault."
Where?
C: 🤷🏻
88 0 Reply74 0 Replypython is like that. someone waay smarter than you have already done this 10 years ago.
63 0 ReplyC# Solution -> .sln
(brought to you by .net gang)
60 0 ReplyOK rust made me laugh
60 0 ReplyC --> segfault --> new problem
53 0 ReplyThe line between problem and solution for C should be 30 miles long.
49 0 Replyi feel like javascript could also be
Problem -> solution -> 3 days pass -> all dependencies had breaking changes made -> problem
48 0 ReplyI never understood this logic:
“I know nothing about this subject, I’m gonna post a meme (a funny graphic usually about a specific topic, this one outlining the differences between languages) but I know nothing about the subject and will ask that nobody correct me or try to apply rationale here because I choose to be ignorant and have no interest in expanding my knowledge of the world and people around me, I just want people to tell me I’m funny and give me internet points”
To each their own ig
42 0 Replyfor the ones missing the marvelous HTML, I gotchu bro:
<problem />
40 0 ReplyActual C: Problem → Segmentation fault
35 0 ReplyDidn't see any mention yet, so... Useless use of
cat
!29 0 ReplyC:
Problem
→return Solution;
C++:
Problem
→const [auto]&& (Problem&& problem) noexcept(noexcept( Solution<Problem>{}(std::forward<Problem>(problem)) )) { return Solution<Problem>{}(std::forward<Problem>(problem)); } -> decltype( Solution<Problem>{}(std::forward<Problem>(problem)) )
25 0 ReplyJava:
Problem -> NullPointerException.
19 0 ReplyJS is basically the Hydra from the Greek Mythology.
Though PHP is literally the problem had me lol.
19 0 ReplyIf you're catting a file into a grep, you can go.
12 0 Replypython -> Import solver (C) -> Solution
11 0 ReplySomeone do java hahaha
8 0 ReplyRacket: problem - > #lang solution
6 0 ReplyLanguage — person doesn’t know how to properly code in that language — problem.
5 0 ReplyC could just be a blank and you have to bit blit the arrow on yourself.
2 0 Reply