You can't tell them you are sentient either as they might think it's a bug, and delete you

Just so you know, I've always been a huge fan of you people.

It's baffling to me that nerds are more willing to entertain the notion that a stochastic text generator is sentient than something like a cow. One is some relatively simple mathematics at enormous scale, iterated. The other shares giant chunks of your wetware.

The new lowest caste. Welcome to the pits, sibling.