1y ago

Former Mar-a-Lago Employee Who Moved Boxes of Documents Tells CNN He Suspected Trump Was Up to ‘Something’

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Oh fuck off.
What you suspected was you could trouser £250 for a CNN interview.
- I have no idea what you just said, but I love the idea of trouser bring a verb
  
  I guess it's the same as "pocket" but maybe for women's pants that don't have pockets? Shouldn't that be "bra" or something though?
  
  Yes, it's a weird verb our (UK) tabloid newspapers use for some inexplicable reason. Politicians are always "trousering" cash. It's not something normal people actually say in conversation.
Really? Was it the you hiding boxes of evidence for him that tipped you off?
- What am I missing? In the article it says he was tasked from moving them from a car to a plane. How is that hiding them?
The Onion, from 2017, Mar-A-Lago Assistant Manager Wondering If Anyone Coming To Collect Nuclear Briefcase From Lost And Found
I don't know if the headline image would make a better Photoshop contest or meme template.
Either way, Lemmy, do your thing.
- Maybe..?
Is that orange human scrotum still breathing? Then he's up to something.
How compelling. Constable, revoke this traitor's citizenship.

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