Anon tries to eat better
Anon tries to eat better
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The anal air pistol is a very real phenomenon and has produced the smoothest shits of my life. It’s a maglev, suspending your every log and nugget upon decadently luxurious tufts of air. I’m convinced it never even touches my colon based on the sheer level of comfort.
I’ve tried desperately to replicate it, everything from binging cabbage to kegal sealing my rectum to offer my body as a pressurized flesh methane tank, but it’s vexingly difficult to perfect. It is my brown whale.
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Your writing is great, but your descriptive talents would be appreciated elsewhere.
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Don’t worry, I already browse !thefarside@sh.itjust.works
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Welcome to the high fiber club anon.
It works not because it makes you feel fuller. It works because you're afraid to eat anything because you're just reloading your fiber ass cannon.
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If you ease into it, fiber will give you the best shits. Little logs, no pushing. Ghost wipes are the best.
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I've started taking meta mucil and it has been awesome. The bottle recommends 4+ pills 4(+)x a day; but I've only been taking one or two pills a day in total. My poops are super quick and easy now!
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Not sure if you're joking, but fibre supplements are absolutely not necessary and a waste of money. It's in everything that grows on the fields. Whole grains, lentils, beans, you name it.
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Anons shit stunk so bad because the fiber was cleansing out years of undigested red meat
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Is this actually a thing?
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No
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Not sure but if you ask Detective Rosewood...
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I cut out dairy as a lifelong vegetarian a little over a year ago, and the biggest difference is my shits (I can’t digest animal fat very well, but didn’t realize that I also can’t digest animal based fats well either, so YMMV). I have clean, fast, effortless shits every time, and they’re huge (maybe you’re an adult, but there’s something satisfying about taking a giant shit for me).
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This is fucking poetry.
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Pooertry?
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One should alter the diet slowly. The microbiome can't mutate to fit your needs fast enough.
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Why are these unruly bowels stories always so poetic? Lol they get me every time
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I could only read one line at a time towards the end.
Glad I'm not the only one. Dude has a way with words!